Is it my imagination or is your site being visited by strange little trolls, and for whatever reason, similar to...."can't get a date" or "never had it, but hope to soon"... interject erroneous questions at a pre-pubescent level to augment their deflated egos? I imagine them hovering over the computer, laughing in their girlish voices, rather than sitting nicely in a room, doing homework and popping pimples like normal kids?
I sincerely hope you laughed at least once on some of my insane posts. If so, my job is done. If not, I'll try harder.
You said you wanted it livened up...my brain is available.
So, maybe in some way, as I mentioned earlier, that they are learning from all this...
proving education and experience wins out over many things, and humor mixes in there somewhere.. Tough lesson to learn if their every "teenybopper move" hinges on turning on the sex advice forum owner and they find out sadly, disappointingly,........ that it just can't be done..
Offering clear, solid advice on something that COULD be a prank must absolutely blow their minds.