I just went into the forum advicejoe.com and i went into a post about ejaculation as a cosmetic and he said that anyone that does that is stupid and that its hazardous to your health

I checked to see who Joe was - because that is a jerk answer. This is what HE says abou himself:

This site is about helping people. All I want is to make a difference in peoples' lives. Be it to give you a laugh or give you some solid advice to help in your everyday life. I am not a physician or psychology major. I am just a regular guy with a lot of life experience. I want to share my knowledge and mistakes with others, so they can learn from my mistakes. There will be no lecturing, no judging, just good advice for living in this sometimes heartless world. If you are gay or straight, bisexual or transgender all are welcome here.

And this is what I say.............

Ejaculation is a completely inocuous substance if disease-free. Men and women swallow ejaculate. Ejaculate is allowed to flow inside vaginas and anuses. If ejaculate was bad for faces it would be equally bad for the inside of your body. Even if ejaculate had disease in it - the disease would have to be one that would pass through skin - or sores if you had any - or you got it in your eyes.


Some facts:

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when a man last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors.


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Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

Calories aside, if it's semen (the liquid in which sperm exits the penis) that you're worried about, all the safer sex guidelines apply when you swallow someone else's semen. There's still debate about HIV transmission via semen and oral sex, but there are plenty of other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) that can be passed along by oral sex, too.