Hi. There are a couple of things I was wondering about. I'm sort of embarrassed to be asking this but I'm pretty ignorant about sex (never talked about it or watched porn or anything) and I sort of want to know.

(1)Does it hurt? I know this sounds silly but I would think that having a woman sitting on my private parts and bouncing on me while my penis is stuck in her shaft would be kind of painful. Especially if she was heavy.

(2)The female orgasm, how often does it happen? I mean, on average, out of X number of times a typical woman has sex how many times will she come. Half the time? Most of the time?

(3) I've heard that a woman's orgasm lasts way longer than a guy's, is that true? How long does it last typically? I also heard from somewhere that you can tell if a woman fakes an orgasm because if it's geniune her private parts should be pulsating. Is that true?

(4) How long does it take to have sex? From insertion to climax. I don't masturbate so I have no idea, something around five or ten minutes right?

(5)Really, incredibly, unbelievable, moronically stupid question but I have to ask. When one person lies on the other person during sex... how does that even work? Aren't the angles completely wrong? It makes sense that the woman would sit on the guy's penis; if you're lying down it sticks straight up and if you're sitting down it goes up at a fourty five degree angle or so and it's easy for her just to sit on it and slip it in, but if you're lying on her then you're just pushing it between her thighs. How the hell would you get it in where it's supposed to go at all?

ah come'on guys - I thought you all would help this guy out!!!!!

I am writing something - but it will take me a while.

Sounds like you must be very young to ask those questions.... Maybe you should start off my buying your self a good sex ed. advise book....

When you find a girl who will fool around with you.. you will learn fast enough... some things just come naturaly..... Other things you learn in good time..........

This has got to be one of the best posts I have ever read on this site. I also suggest that you do some more research on sex to familiarize yourself about the mechanics of it all. You can probably find some good info online as well as in a good book or sex ed video.

Angles? When a man lies down, the penis is usually about 45 degrees. The angles are just about right.

How long does sex take? Physically. About 5 minutes or if your older, longer. Taking longer is better for the woman who comes to a boil slower. Taking longer is called foreplay.

Orgasm? Very pleasurable and a release of physical and mental pressure. Women have stronger orgasms and sometimes many of them....sometimes loud usually with plenty of sweat. Mens do not compare in intensity.

Hurt? Sex should never hurt. Glands normally secrete slippery lubricate so it all goes VERY smooth when each person is READY.. Hurt is when you rush it or need more lube and don't use it..or are just plain rude. Remember, it is all very normal.
hen
Masturbate? Right age,time, place, behind locked doors and if you are comfortable. Perfectly normal if done with common sense and doesn't take the place of something you should be doing like homework or taking out the garbage..

Pulsating? You should not be having sex for the the sake of sex. You need to love or at least care very much and trust her first. Done right, you don't have to look, you will know.

But, it takes a while and practice to learn how to do it just right. Logically speaking, you should know someone VERY well first.

The relationship should be built like a house. friends, lovers, sex or chances are it won't last.
Divorce is when the order is rearranged.

The most important idea about sex is protection against diseases that can strike you down and against unwanted pregnancy.

Also....don't forget to study and plan your career.
Any help?
Gregorio