A nice old couple was sitting at the breakfast table as they had for many years when he peeps over the newspaper and says, "Honey, do you know that today is our 50th wedding anniversary?"
She says, "Oh, that is so wonderful, dear. Do you think that we were sitting at this table naked 50 years ago?"
He says, "Shucks,I can't remember, but I betcha we were...lets do it"
So, they strip off their pajamas, sit down at the table, lean over and gaze in each others loving eyes.
She says, "I just can't believe it, after all these years, my nipples are still hot for you!"
"No wonder",he says,"one is in the coffee, the other is in the oatmeal!!"
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