my friend wants to have sex or have his penis sucked he cant get a gf he wants his mom to at least suck it how do i tell him how to have his mom do it he wont take no

It is against the law for a parent to have sex with a child. Ask him if he wants his mom to go to jail? Tell him it just isn't going to happen.

Tell your friend that he may need to get some professional help!!! He wants to have his mom give him a bj, as susan said that is totally aginst the law, and to tell you the truth it is morally wrong as well. Was he abused as a child? That could be the reason he wants his mother. It is called the oedipus syndrom where a child falls in love with his mother. GET HELP!!!!!! Talk to you later sue.

He is approaching life from the wrong angle. If he wants sex/ oral with a girl, he needs to romance her a little first. Like on a date, out to lunch, walk in the park, ride in the country etc. Never on a first date, but maybe after a while. Most DECENT girls don't want to feel used.

Mark & Gregorio - thanks for the responses, but this is one case where I am reasonably sure this is a put-on. But,  I gave it brief answer- just in case.

Susan

 

Susan... I consider "put ons" as an option, not only here, but in many questions. And in real life too, we build up a resistance. However, put on or not, I try to answer them so that decent folks, even clowns, lurkers or losers will benefit, even if just a little.

Most learn about life sooner or later. Others are programmed forever to self-destruct no matter what we do and that is rather sad.

The biggest put on of all time.....or was it...
You do recall the "sex with dolphin" episode and the responses. I mentioned that that person should "romance the dolphin with a couple of drinks first prior to attempting sex."
Some of this stuff is rather humorus and kind of makes my day.
Keep up the good work and it is always a pleasure and a privelege to work with a truly great person.