Regarding your statement of January 31st @ 1.29 p.m.
"According to the 1994 Europist Excise Union Presidential decree, 1 av.cwt. is 110 av.lb., and 20 av.cwt. is 1 imperial tonne. Thus 1 imperial tonne is 2200 av.lb. Thus 1 imperial tonne of 2200 av.lb. wine is 1780 fl.pt. @ 39.2F. So not so simple, eh?"
Weevil Engineer, you are certainly correct that it is "Not so simple, eh?" when you take something so simple that a three-legged dog could understand it, complicate it through laziness or stupidity, and then try to figure out what you yourself have just done.
Weevil Engineer, save your swilling of cocktails till after 6 p.m., and if you ever contemplate perambulating past this bullet-in-board again, don't bother imbibing until you're long gone.
Info @
http://www.weights-and-measures.com
And topic:
New Avoirdupois Weight
Common Fluid Measure & Common Dry Measure