UN Newsflash

In a move widely condemned by the United Nations, the government of Runcornia has surpressed free speech by banning the letters page on its official website.

The government has come under increased criticism as its policies to develop the countries infrastructure flounder. This culminated in leading government figure, Din Glavies, resigning his post amidst accusations of inactivity, personal agendas and cliques.

Leading opposition figures, Lew Ninnet and Psenner came out of exile to pour scorn on these actions and continued to present powerful arguments of mismanagement. In a desperate bid to silence them ahead of forthcoming free elections (run by Mugabe Inc), the current ruling party banned free speech.

Government members have been quoted as saying "Wibble, wibble"