Bonkers the Manic-Depressive Clown (no login) Posted Sep 8, 2001 3:15 PM
Zod's just pissed because he got caught with a dwarf in the boys locker room...apparently Zod has a fetish involving a dwarf f**king him in one of his nostrils while Zod licks the dwarf's balls. That's why he was called "Dumbass" in high school...and partly why he's been stuck working at Taco Hut all this time. Makes my problems seem tame in comparison...where's my Jack and lithium...f**k, they're gone!...I knew I should have killed that crack whore girlfriend of mine when I had the chance...oh, they're over here...heh heh heh...nevermind!