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How dare you laugh at the mighty Zod! Zod the Impailor will show you the true terror that his name holds. It's not just a quicky little nickname... unlike when they called me "Dumbass" back in high school. Stupid mortals! They shall regret ever having made fun of me back in gym class. Once I am ruler of the world I will make them all pay! At the next high school reuion they shall all be forced to kneel before the mighty Dumbass... er... Zod I mean.

Zod's just pissed because he got caught with a dwarf in the boys locker room...apparently Zod has a fetish involving a dwarf f**king him in one of his nostrils while Zod licks the dwarf's balls. That's why he was called "Dumbass" in high school...and partly why he's been stuck working at Taco Hut all this time. Makes my problems seem tame in comparison...where's my Jack and lithium...f**k, they're gone!...I knew I should have killed that crack whore girlfriend of mine when I had the chance...oh, they're over here...heh heh heh...nevermind!

It's tough to get respect as a leader when you can't spell your own name, Dumbass the IMPALER! I hope you have mastered the art of brute force, 'cause your intellectual capabilities will not get you out of that Taco Hut uniform.

spelling is so relative. I mean, if you go between Englad and American, there are so many variations how how to spell words such as "color" and "honor."

Where in the hell is Englad?

It's located in that mythological land where the "n's" from words suddenly disappear without reason.

Is that anywhere near Atlantis or that land where love lyrics actually reflect real life?