That is one of the ugliest Timex's I have seen. You're right. In fact, I don't even think that you would be able to give that watch away. So I'll tell you what I'll do. Send it to me, and I will dispose of it for you so that anyone that see's it won't think that you have bad taste. Just kidding. That is a great looking Timex. Definitely a keeper. Congrats.