king's lynn fc kicked ur asses. y so many dingles? adie hayes done no gud 4 u hes got a few splinters in his arse though! matt clements or shud i say mr sick note!!!!!! 4eva xxxxx ask how caroline is 2 adie

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King's Lynn FC wupped your sad behinds. Why do you possess so many dingles?
Adrian Hayes never got the chance to show us all his wonderful ability at delivering the square ball as he was occupying a place on the bench.
Matthew Clements, who I believe spends a lot of time injured, is rather fanciable.
Would you be kind enough to ask Adrian how caroline is.