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Looks like I'm wrong. Shucks. You sure got me there.

sigh

Listen, if you act like a noob, you're gonna get called on it. On a GameFAQs or Gamespot (The reliable video game sources on the web, by the way) you'd get flamed to no end for acting like a noob. I'm pretty mild. I just call 'em like I see 'em.

If you're called a noob, it's not like people randomly had a lotto and you're the one they picked to call a noob. It's not my fault. I'm just tired of these attention-greedy people. "OMGZ I HAD TWINZ LOLZ!!111oneoneone" "O RLY?!11twotwo" The internet is not a bastion of truth people. It's moreso a house of lies.

Now, to get back to what you were saying. I don't call people noobs to be cool. I call people noobs because they are. Everyone's been a noob. I've been a noob. But the thing about being one, is that you grow out of it. The trend seems to have ended...

And if people at other websites call you a noob, that's not my problem. Take it up with them, but it doesn't concern me, cause if you act noobish, then you should be told.

...And "What happens when you jump off a cliff?" ...What does that have to do with anything? I seriously don't get where that ties in. I see no cohesiveness in your complaint. But to reply, when I jump off of a cliff, I usually fall in water, because I'm smart. See, the ironic thing about what you said, is that I cliff jump in the summer. Which is another thing you can't be a noob at. If you jump into a strong current, or into not-easily navigable waters, (such as a place for people to take you if there's an emergency, or some place close for you to swim to easily, or for someone to retrieve you,) or if you don't check the water to see if there are any logs, or large boulders, or heck, even ditched cars, then you can get hurt.

Bottom line: Better safe than sorry. I'd rather be skeptical of someone's story and have it be proven true and have myself be proven wrong, than believe someone's possibly false story, then look like an idiot when it wasn't true.