Man, I keep seeing new things every time I read this.

Darkblaze said his Girlfriend was pregnant a year ago.

As I recall, also said it was a false alarm, and crushed on another chick.

Don't belive me? Go to the archives.

I believe you, but that doesn't mean I believe him.

You will see Darkblaze (back then anayomus) saying that.
Everyone was shocked.

Well, for starters, though this was a year ago, births don't really go by years... It might some other increment, but wouldn't that be silly? Oh my god dude. XD Wouldn't it be funny if babies were born like, on average in about 9 months? XD That'd be crazy! XD

...Anywho...

So that proves that this was not over a three-week period.

We aren't saying that the conception-birth rate was three-weeks, we're saying his finding out, then being lied to, then not knowing it was 9 months instead of 7, found out they were twins, parents found out, had a wedding, had a honeymoon, came back, raising the kids, appointed a godfather ratio is 3 weeks.

Cause you know, THAT'S believeable.

So...

1. Says his girlfriend is pregnant

2. Says parents found out

Woah woah woah. You totally forgot about how he says she lied, he said she wasn't pregnant, and was digging other girls. Then he had to disappear to "take care of things," or whatever crap that was.

3. Gets maried

4. Wife gives birth to twins

^-Your downfall. You quote us on accuracy of events, and the twins were born before the wedding. This proves your credibility to be dismantled. Your argument is pretty low at this point.

5. Gets flamed

"Gets deservingly flamed for lieing." There we go, fixed.

the timeline.

No, not really.

EDD AND EDDY: Think, Think!

ED: Can I think?

EDD AND EDDY: NO!!!!

What are these things at the end of your posts that have nothing to do with anything? Either you're trying to *gasp*FLAME me, or you're really bad at quoting things. Assuming it's the latter, I would say, at least use italics. assuming it's the former, please, don't fool yourself into thinking that I'm insulted by Ed, Edd, and Eddy. It's only insulting yourself.