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Speaking of silly, anyone remember this?
Aeri Posted May 21, 2003 8:10 PM
I was browsing through some files on a CD and found this! I couldn't resist sharing. ^_^ And since it's long so I've divided it into parts.
The Case of the Disappearing Spoons!
Aeri: I don’t believe it! Six more spoons are missing!
Yusuke: (walks in room) Have you talked to Kurama?
Aeri: What does Kurama have to do with spoons?
Yusuke: Er. . . nothing, but he was a thief.
Aeri: (sweatdrops) I knew that. But I doubt he has any interest in spoons.
Yusuke: (sheepish grin) Heh. (opens fridge and grabs a coke)
Recca: could there be a thief in the neighborhood with a spoon fetish?
Yusuke: Don’t be silly. Why would anyone want to steal spoons?
Aeri: (pathetic expression) I don’t know, they’re not even silver, just plain ol’ stainless steal.
Yusuke: Besides, we’d a noticed someone sneaking in here stealing spoons.
Fuuko: (enters kitchen) What if it’s a ghost or something. Would you notice then?
Aeri: I wonder if anyone else is missing any silverware. (picks up phone and dials number)
(phone rings)
Ari: (hobbles over on crutches and answers phone) hello. . . Ari here. . .
Aeri: Hey ari, how's the knee?
Ari: it's there. . . how are you neechan?
Aeri: I’m okay, anyway, I was curious, are you missing any silverware by chance?
Ari: (thinks for a moment) Yyyeeeaaahhh, 'bout a couple of spoons at the moment, why?
Aeri: Well, I’m missing about half of mine. They’ve been disappearing all week. Any ideas on who, what or why they’re disappearing? I wonder if anyone else is missing spoons or any kind of silverware.
Kurama: (enters kitchen) Who’s Aeri talking to.
Fuuko: Ari, I think.
Yusuke: You don’t happen to know anything about missing spoons?
Kurama: (sighs and shakes head) No. Are there more missing?
Recca: Yep, that’s why she called Ari or whoever she called.
Ari: (thinks) I have no idea Aeri, I just figured mine got lost in the washing machine somehow, but I wonder if someone has a silverware fetish. . .
Eagle Vision: (walks into the kitchen and sees ari on the phone) you shouldn't be standing on that knee ari.
Ari: (razzes eagle) I’m going to be okay. . .
Eagle: (sighs and drags over a chair and gently knocks Ari into it)
Ari: (sweatdrops as she lands) Ack!! EAGLE!!!!!!!
Eagle: (chuckles and leaves)
Aeri, Ari & Co.
Too random. . .
Meanwhile at Riikii’s. . .
Ryoko: Mamma! Spoon gone!
Riikii: looks up from frantic work This was supposed to be my day off! But instead, I'm working! WHY??
Ryoko: Mamma? tilts head
Chibi Duo: Mom, I think Ryoko's trying to tell you something.
Riikii: panicking Where is it?? Tell your dad or hold it, okay? *opens closet door, and a cascade of things fall out* O_O GAH!! is burried mmmph!
Chibi Duo: . . .
Ryoko: Mamma?
Chibi Duo: I. . . think she's occupied at the moment. Let's find Dad.
Chibi Duo: DAAA-AAAD!!
Chibi Gohan: looks up Hi Chibi Duo! Whatcha yellin' for?
Chibi Duo: Mom's buried under a pile of closet garbage and Ryoko can't find any spoons.
Ryoko: No spoons!
Chibi Gohan: I kinda noticed. Dad's going kinda nuts. . .
Cye-chan: I can't believe it! Who's been taking all the spoons?
Chibi Quatre: *follows Cye-chan around silently*
Shin-chan: glower This lunch isn't getting done any faster, you know.
Cye-chan: I'm TRYING to find some. . . Duo, make yourself useful and ask the others if they've seen any spoons.
Duo: looks up from digging in bowl Eh?
Shin-chan: You IDIOT! That's part of lunch! Get out of there! Busso Suiko! charges after Duo with his yari
Duo: runrunrun Sheesh, it's only a few bits! You won't miss them--
Chibi Gohan: Hey, Duo--never mind.
Shin-chan: chasechasechase GET BACK HERE!!
Chibi Duo: Hey, Shin-chan--never mind.
Chibis: sweatdrop
Duo: *hides behind Ki-chan* Catch me if you can!
Ki-chan: O_O Leave me out of this!
Shin-chan: growls
Ryo-chan: comes in room Has anyone seen a spoon--Oh, grow up, you two!
Shin-chan: This isn't the first time he's stolen food from the kitchens, that Shu wannabe--
Ryo-chan: And it won't be the last. Calm down.
Seiji-chan: *is sitting meditating, gets up and clobbers Duo from behind* Happy? You interrupted my meditating.
Shin-chan: Quite, thanks.
Ryo-chan: sigh
Chibi Duo: Dad, the spoons are all gone!
Ryoko: No spoons!
Chibi Quatre: comes in and whispers to Chibi Gohan
Chibi Gohan: Um, Cye-chan just fell in the pancake batter. . .
Shin-chan: WHAT?!
Chibi Gohan: listens to Chibi Quatre again Well, actually, it was more of the pancake batter eating him whole.
Shin-chan: >.< WASHU!!! runs out of the room
Everyone: . . . .
Washu: I take it now would not be a good time to tell him what I wanted for lunch?
Ryo-chan: sigh Washu, what did you do to the pancake batter?
Washu: How come I always get blamed for this kind of stuff?
Ki-chan: dryly Because you're responsible for it?
Washu: Well, at least I know where that Mass went. . . heads toward kitchen
Ryo-chan: . . . .
Sage-chan: How about takeout?
Ryo-chan: shrug Maybe the Mass ate the spoons. . .
Shin-chan: Or maybe Talpa-chan stole them for some new torture method. . .
Everyone: *stares at Shin-chan* . . . .
Riikii: *comes in room, kicking a howler monkey off her leg* Gahh, scat! Has anyone noticed we have no spoons?
Hariel-chan: from downstairs RIIKII!! He's doing it again!
Riikii: Don't I get any rest around here? How do you guys keep out of trouble when I'm not here?
Cale-chan: comes up the stpes and points to throat agitatedly
Riikii: unmutes him
Cale-chan: Usually we don't tell Talpa-chan when lunch is.
Hariel-chan: a chibi >.< Someone had to insist, didn't she?
Riikii: So sue me. I should leave you like that.
Hariel-chan: >.<
Riikii: *un chibi-izes him* Boy, Talpa-chan must love variety today. picks up a cabbit and zaps it
Anubis: Thank you.
Riikii: Stand back, everyone, I'm knocking. knock
Everyone: goes for cover door opens a bit and a ZAP comes out
Riikii: blocks ZAP and reflects it
Talpa-chan: from inside What the hey? *comes out, a chibi* I figured it was you.*
Riikii: *unchibi-izes him* Next time look first. Have you seen the spoons?
Talpa-chan: You interrupted me for spoons? I'm on a world takeover here, I don't have time for this! shuts door
Riikii: So he's out. . . who stole the spoons from the silverware drawer?
Sage-chan: I still think the Mass ate it.
So will the spoons ever be found? What happened to the howler monkey? Will Cye-chan ever get out of the pancake batter? Will Duo ever get conscious again? Will Shin-chan kill Washu? What will Cosgrove do? Stay tuned!
Riikii and posse. . .
Adding on (finally)!
(Meanwhile, in the house of Kourin Shirokane and her posse. . . )
Kourin: (rummaging through dishwasher) Heero? Where's the spoons?
Heero: What spoons?
Kourin: Spoons. Kitchen utensils. Devices with which to eat. You know--spoons?
Heero: I know what spoons are, thanks. What do you mean, 'where's the spoons'?
Kourin: Well, there are no spoons in the dishwasher, the drawer, or in the sink. You were the last person to load the dishwasher. What did you do with the spoons?
Heero: I never saw any spoons.
Kourin: Well, then, where are they?
Wimbley: (floats in, carrying a bowl of cereal) Um, we have no spoons in the other house. . .
Kourin: No spoons there, either?
Heero: Hmm. . . maybe the chibis took 'em?
Kourin: The chibis are outside playing on the swingset. What would they want with spoons?
Heero: I dunno. Just a suggestion.
Wimbley: Er. . . would somebody like to tell me what the Hell is going on?
(The phone rings.)
Kourin: (answers the phone) Hello? Oh, hey, Ari! What's up? Spoons? Your spoons are missing too?
Heero: Nani, Kourin?
Kourin: Aeri too?! Yeah. . . not a single one. No, security's tight here and we haven't seen any weird characters lurking about. Except Wimbley, but he's looking for a spoon himself.
Wimbley: Hey!
Kourin: Huh? Oh sure. . . yeah, I can investigate my posse and see if I come up with anything. Maybe one of our friends is a spoon thief? Hmm. . . oh well. I'll let you know if I find any. Ja ne. (hangs up the phone)
Heero: What was that all about?
Kourin: Aeri and Ari have lost their spoons, too. It seems we have a spoon thief in our midst.
Heero: Or someone who's really hungry for ice cream. . .
Wimbley: I'm so confused!
Kourin: Aren't you always?
Wimbley: . . . . . .
Kourin: Well, c'mon, you two. Round up the guys and let's get to the bottom of this. I think I have a very strong suspicion. . .
Kourin
Spoon?
Anomaly tapped her fingers on her desk to a beat only she could hear and sang a song only she could have reduced to only so many useless notes. One of her Muses entered the room and winced. He pulled the headphones out of her ears roughly and said, “Anoma, where's the spoons?"
“Spoons?”she replied, looking totally baffled.
“Yes. . . spoons. . . Curved utensils used for soup, ice cream, you know. . . spoons. . . ” the Muse drawled.
“I'm a spork girl, myself,” replied Anoma seriously.
“Well, I'm a spoon kinda Muse and I want a spoon!”shouted the Muse. He'd lost his patience with his author, but then again, patience never had been one of his strong points.
“They're in the kitchen drawer,” replied Anoma peevishly, reaching for her headset.
The Muse pulled it out of her reach. “They are not."
“Are too."
“Are not."
“Are too."
“Are not!"
“Are too!"
“Are not!"
“Are too!"
( While this went on for several minutes, a stray original character of Anoma's crept in, stole her headset and managed to break it within a few minutes. But, such is life.)
“Are not!"
“Are too!"
“Are not! And I'll prove it to you!”With a snap of his fingers, the Muse and Anoma reappeared in the kitchen. He yanked open the drawer and pointed to the shocking emptiness that was the absence of spoons.
“Oh. . . ” said Anoma, “I guess some freak anomaly has opened up in my drawer and whisked all my spoons into the land of Oz!"
The Muse resisted making rude comments about freaks and Anomalys and said instead. “So how am I supposed to eat my soup?"
“Just drink it."
“How uncivilized. . . ”muttered the Muse as he slurped his soup down.
Anoma rolled her eyes. But behind her look of disdain was pure puzzlement. Why were her spoons missing? Were other people's spoons missing? Was this a pandemic occurence? No. If it were, it would be pans that were missing and these were definately spoons. A possible spoondemic, then. She picked up the phone and dialed the number of her friend, Arianna. Their conversation only confirmed Anoma's fears. There was a spoondemic!
Anoma