Red posted this so I can not take the credit.

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first
grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
no baby talk.
You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She
asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my
Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a
choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN! Use big people words."
She asked Ron what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Ron thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride
and said, "Winnie the ****"

That makes me laugh everytime I see it!