Bryan is at home watching a foot ball game when his wife Darlene interrupts , " Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway ? It's been flickering for week now ."
Bryan looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light ? Does it look like I hav a "G.E." logo printed on my forehead ? I dont think so"
Well then , could you fix the fridge door ? It won't close ."
To which Bryan replied, " Fix the fridge door ? Does it look like I have , Westinghouse written on my forehead ? I dont think so "
" Fine , " Darlene says, " Then can you at least fix the steps to the front door ? " They're about to break "
I'm not a damn carpenter and I dont want to fix the steps "Bryan says "I dont think so " I've had enough of you , I'm going to the bar !!!
So Bryan goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife Darlene , and decides to go home and help out .
As Bryan walks up to the house , he notices the steps are already fixed , As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working . As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed ?
Bryan yells out ,
"honey , how'd this all get fixed ?
Darlene his wife replies , " Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. and He offered to do all the repairs , and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake ."
So, what kind of cake did you bake him ," ? says Bryan
Darlene replied ,"Hellooooooooooooooooooooo......... Do you see "Betty Crocker " written on my forehead ?
I dont think so."
This message has been edited by reds_son on May 2, 2007 4:04 PM
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