If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
Answers

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like
Grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.


Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this)

A: Keep it in the cow.


Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum.
I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
Intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?(e.g., abdomen.)

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
borax and
the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the
heart
and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,
E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.


Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.


Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome


Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Children are so cute

Thanks tspauld! I had a good laugh, especially at the three parts of the body!

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