Funny Cat Jokes

Instructions on how to wash your toilet:

1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the here and the front door.

7. Standing behind as far as you can, quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out out, streak through the room and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

aWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE iW AS THINKING OF MY CATS AND HATING THE DOG lol

Bad Doggie!! LOL ROLF LMAO

you know,, come to think about it,, there's such thing as AUTOMATIC DOG WASH! don't beleive me? take a look at http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/archive/news/2003/01/20030122p2g00m0dm999000c.html and picture can be found at http://www.thesoggydoggy.com/washmatic.htm (that's where my dog go).

Lee

I seen kids on the ellen degenerous show ...

kids inventions .. and the kids had a pretty neat gadget set up ...


Now I will take a peek ... : )

doggy wash