A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens..
He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother turned around to do some work.

A while later she heard meowing and scratching on the door.
She went to the window and saw Johnny baptizing the kittens.
She opened the window and said, "Johnny, stop that! You'll drown those kittens."

Johnny looked at her and said with much conviction in his voice:
"They should have thought of that before they joined my church."

literally snorting with laughter ! LOL