A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with
an 8-pound bass on the first cast and a 7-pounder on the second. On
the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in
critical condition in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd be there
as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be
his best day ever on the water, so he fished for awhile longer.


Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and somberly said, 'You went ahead and finished
your fishing trip didn't you? While you were out for the past four
hours enjoying yourself, your wife has been suffering intensely in the ICU!
That is the last fishing trip you will ever take.
For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver forever!

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just messing with you.
She's dead! What'd you catch?'

Absolutely Hilarious!!

He only stayed out Four hours on a day like that?

How many other fish did he catch? Where was he fishing? What baits did he use??

HE WAS NOT FISHING THE FLATS AT HOLIDAY PARK,AND IF HE WAS FISHING SUNDAY,HE WAS NOT ON THE C-14 EITHER.

HE WAS NOT FISHING THE FLATS AT HOLIDAY PARK,AND IF HE WAS FISHING SUNDAY,HE WAS NOT ON THE C-14 EITHER.

Thats great Marv! Hope all is well