The original version of this was lost of
the old TLC... and I had no copy of it.
I think this is the one that started it all.
BACON (Blurb)
While cooking my breakfast this weekend
the queerest notion crossed my mind.
First off, as a reasonably educated man
I realize that the heat, fat and shrinkage
of the meat makes the bacon wiggle about,
curl up and spit... but what if it isn't?
What if it's... the pain?!?