I think I'll start an offshoot of this bullshit pseudo-science(as if you can even dignify it to that extent) called Feng Schwing, a la Mike Myers in Wayne's World, where the certain placement of items in your home helps you achieve the goal of getting laid. Would your Barry White CDs be in alphabetical or chronological order? Should the mirror be directly over the bed or hanging from the wall at an angle? Lubes facing east or west, or perhaps a lube fountain? Dildos by color or size? Porn collection on DVD/Blue-Ray or, since this is an ancient practice, BetaMax?
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