I need some moral guidance on this dilemma I've been having. Would it be wrong to seek out the anti-vaccine nuts who are continuing to spread the "vaccines cause autism" lie, and beat them senseless with a frozen ham? Because I'm really tempted to do it.

Well, Jim my boy, I believe there's a law against doin' that, even though i'm on your side! How bout "cyber beatings?"

Yes, it would be wrong. One should never waste perfectly good food, especially in the current economy. Try using a broken car muffler instead lol....

As for the vaccine disbelievers in general, not just the ones hung up on autism. Become a scientist and prove them all wrong.

Beating them with a ham is a waste of good food btw.

It would be wrong to waste a perfectly good ham.

Thanks for the feedback, guys.

Anonymous, a good idea, but it wouldn't work. People like that are immune to facts and scientific evidence.

I think you should use a thawed ham instead. It would make a great THWAP sound when you hit someone with it.
It would be a bad idea. Funny, but a bad idea. ;P

No need to beat on them, just intentionally catch something that you are immunized against but can still carry, and start passing out the hugs.

That is the best idea I've heard since the polio vaccine.

If you want to really see them dead, Jim.

Just find a chair, sit down, don't die and you will see them and all others.....dead.

Tor: No no, I don't want to kill them, just give them a good whacking with frozen meat.