My uncle said that just being good on earth doesn't guaranteed you a spot in heaven. That's just absurd. What do you say to that guys? :/

Ask him how he knows that.

Also ask him how he knows that following some religion guarantees that "heaven", whatever the hell that is, even exists.

I say that there's no heaven, so it's an absurd question to begin with.

What Paul said.

Just be good to others. I also believe that heaven's going to have a lot of atheists there! Atheists tend to be more sincere and more helpful than so-called christians.

What Charlotte said.

That's why the show is called "Bullshit", to expose motherfucking shitheads who try to take advantage of a stupid, uninformed public that seems ready to believe any idiotic crap, even if it's some spells that have been revived from the Middle Ages. No, don't be nice to everyone- there is a huge portion of humanity that are fucking assholes and will take advantage of your trust and good nature- Bernie Madoff is a great example and there are hundreds like him, just on Wall Street. Watch "American Greed" and find out about these shitheads- like the guy who was treating cancer patients and diluting the chemotherapy drugs.

Mexirican? Wow, you have that fucking Catholic bullshit coming from all sides, good buddy. Think about this every time you turn a light switch on or off:

"Religion is all bunk."

"I cannot believe in the immortality of the soul.... No, all this talk of an existence for us, as individuals, beyond the grave is wrong. It is born of our tenacity of life our desire to go on living our dread of coming to an end."

- Thomas Edison, American inventor (1847-1931).