Better to ask God to give us KNOWLEDGE to keep our bodies strong and healthy so we have no need to ask Him to heal a sick and ailing body that we produced ourselves by not originally obeying His simple laws. Blame not God for the many illnesses and diseases you have created (they are not Acts of God!).

Your stupid cunt of a friend stole that from Stanley Burroughs, who apparently didn't believe his own advice because he thought a special "cleansing" diet was needed to rid oneself of god's food.

From the Almighty Wikipedia,
"Stanley Burroughs died in Newcastle, California, on June 16, 1991, at the age of 87, after a two-week battle against acute pneumonia. His death certificate also mentions leg fractures, apparently from a fall, and a urinary infection, as contributing conditions to his death. No autopsy was performed."

Pneumonia and piss infections must be, through great misfortune, the only things he couldn't cure with god's advice.

I always find it funny that people who believe in God and heaven still try to remain on this earthly realm for as long as possible, even though they 'know' eternal happiness in heaven awaits them. Nobody visits the doctors to hang around in the waiting room, or goes to a theatre hoping the pre-show drinks in the foyer go on for as long as possible.

Cheers

Jamie

"These two months at Plymouth
were the most miserable which
I ever spent" - Charles Darwin

Even if there was a God (hahaha), I feel like the cakes and cookies going on after the ball game will be there no matter how the long the game takes. May as well have all the fun we can before the sun goes down. And if people's views of Heaven are right, it's going to be boring at best and aggravating at worst. I don't think I could take an eternity of my grandmother nagging me about my hair, tattoos, piercings or the fact that I'm 25 and still not married with ninety-seven kids. I'd be the first person in Heaven to try and kill myself. At least in Hell, I'll be in good company, even if it is a little hot.