Well now I've heard it all. The bearded lady had better watch out! jimmi's about.....hehehe
What sane woman would let a man do to her the things he's proposing? jasus, mary, joseph and de ass!!! now I've heard it all.
All he left out saying was that when she felt something being inserted into her he'd assure her that it was just the handle of the razor that had slipped in by mistake! But then again knowing yokes like jimmi the handle of the razor would be more effective

And you can't accomodiate jimmi? does the wife not like the rub of the brissle?
Anyway jimmi methinks I'll let the good oldfashioned Imac give me that "fresh smooth feeling"....hahahahahaha....I've a pain in me gee from laughing.
Love,
Em
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