So the wife is one of the fur coat and no knickers brigade is she?
I know the type, can't wait to get it in but god knows what you'll get back as interest.
Anyway why are they stashed away in town? you make them seem like a wad of cash. But then they may be the colour of the €50 note and that's confusing you.
It must be a hoot though to see the hairy-arsed clowns taking you up on your offer prance around in them. Tis a good job that Olde Cummisky is gone from there now...hehehe
Love,
Em xxx