There's a monster in my pants and it does a nasty dance.
When it moves in and out, everybody starts to shout, monster, aaaah monster, ahhh, get outta here monster!
Monster! Monster!
Get outta here monster!
There's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance, when it sees the light of day, you can hear the people say.
Oh no, a monster, oh no, a monster! oh no, oh oh, oh no a giant monster.
Monster! Monster! Oh no a giant monster!
Shut the window, bolt the door, don't wanna see that monster no more!
There's a monster in my pants and it does a modern dance, when it comes into a room, people hit it with a broom.
Take that monster, take that monster, take it, take it, take that you awful thing! Take that aaah, take that ahhh! Take it, take it, take that you naughty thing!
And they don't wear pants on the other side of France, but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts, monster! Monster! Monster! Oh gee, a great big monster!
There's a monster on the run and it wants to have some fun, when it flies up in the air all the people stop and stare. The guys give a yell and the girls shriek when they see its giant claws and it's razor sharp beak.
Gosh would you look at that thing, and I thought dinosaurs were extinct, aaaaah!
Posted on Apr 11, 2001, 8:58 PM from IP address 213.122.69.107