This can only be described as more than hilarious...
by Ookami
SG and I got 'Showdown' and any of you who have this game should have noticed that they seriously messed up the dimensions names, for example Lacroa is pronounced 'La-crow-a', yes folks you heard me right, they f 'ed up the name over and over and over again...
Also it has some of the worst voices, but it'll keep you laughing for hours.....and it includes 'that' banana..... (yes, the banana they had in the only english portion they gave us on TV (this does not include the Japanese portion they gave on 'youtube.com' or the box set thier releasing)
Anyway, hope this was worth a chuckle...if not, i found it funny...no flaming me...it's here for pure enjoyment and nothing more...
he did?? Sg typed the message, not me....also it's been forever and we don't have the DVD's so we really don't know all to much (well, that's more me, I speak very little for SG) I did find it funny, it's not the pronouncination that was funny, it was the amount of time they took to say it,, they broke it up into quite a few words, so please don't flame me any more.
First two are ways the say the name of the Kingdom. The third is someone from Lacroa, spelled Lacroix.
Zero says Lacroa both ways through out the series. The triplets say it the second way. And Captain said Lacroix in ep. 3 when Zero made his appearance.
Yeah I've kinda been out of action for a while what with college and all. Doesn't help I have writers block on the paper that's due Wednesday.
So here is an art.
The rest of the Zako Hoard? During the first season, you could see over 50 in the ZakoZako Hour audience chamber, but in season 2, there are less than a dozen Zakos in the audience. So what happened to the dozens of Zakos that made up the Zako Hoard?
Well, since I’m starting to get my writing inspiration back and my fingers are itching to start typing Chapter 6 of TToRaD, this is the last call for fancharacter requests for TToRaD. I wanted to bring this up again just in case anyone still wants to submit a fancharacter but didn’t get to. :P
Once again, I mostly need fancharacters for the Race of Chaos business. ^^;; Like I said, Ch. 5 explains what they should consist of; two racers (or one), a mechanic, and a medic. I’ll accept fancharacters in either of those categories. Heck, at this point, I’ll even let you create a whole team if you wish! (Yeah, I’m in desperate need of more fancharacters ^^;;;) Keep in mind, this is an illegal race they’re all competing in, so the entries can’t be ‘sweetcheeks’ and all that jazz.
I’ll also allow a few fancharacters to help the Gundam Force out on their quest (Randomly found wandering the outskirts of Lacroa or, like in Lefae’s Terami’s case, have them held captive by the enemy and freed by one of the split Gundam Force groups and have the characters help the GF out for a chapter or two. :P). But again, if I could get more Race of Chaos entries, that’d be great. ^^;;;
I’ll continue to accept fancharacter requests as I go along with the fic, but it’ll be a bit harder for me to squeeze them in. ^^;;;
Black Odd-
Nicknames/alias: Blacky, Odd, B.O....
Appearence: Blacky, like his name suggests, is black. Ink black. So black that except for his eyes, his features are completely hidden. Like a humanoid inkblot.
Hairstyle: Completely bald. Head is ball shaped.
Eye color: Appears pure white, though if you look hard, you juuust barely see a small dot of a pulpil.
Height: A head taller than Bell Wood, counting Bell's hairstyle.
Special Powers: Black Odd posseses something called 'perfect regeneration'. No matter what part of his body is damaged, he will recover, even regrowing lost limbs. Any poison will be vomited. Dispite this, he still feels pain. In fact, he feels MORE pain than a normal person!
Personality: The quiet, withdrawn type, Blacky prefers to stay in the background. Shy, to the point hermit-like, Black Odd is hesitant to make friends, mostly because he's afraid of "These strange people".
History: No one knows what Black Odd is, or where he came from. The closest explanation you'll get from him is, "One day, fifteen years ago, I realized I exist."
Running Gag suggested: Black Odd is the first to get hurt, usually in a comical manner, though anyone else would probably be killed.
Here are some potential quotes to help understand his conceptual personality.
"That sounds painful."
"Hmm?"
"Wait, what?"
"Excuse me, but what's going on?"
"Ohhh...my head!" (After regrowing head)
Have fun, he's yours to enjoy! And torture. I give you Black Odd, the eternal victim of circumstance!
Aside from his 'Perfect Regeration' Blacky has no special powers whatsoever. He's sorta like Klaymann from The Neverhood, though he lacks the clever design. You can shower him with arrows, blast holes in him with a laser, even throw him into the grinder, and he will always survive, though he may be weakened somewhat after his recovery. Also, he is somewhat naieve and gullible, due to his sheltered lifestyle and lack of real-life experience.
Remember, Black Odd has a HUMAN shape. Two legs, two arms, a head, a body...though features, like toes, fingernails, and other things as such can not be seen.
Continuing in my big reptilian alien trend, my new OCs will be these thingies...
Chasmosaurinites: A large, reptilian race with an average height of about 9 feet tall. They have heads remarkably similar to a Triceratops, complete with horns and a neck frill that would reach their first shoulders if they layed it flat against their back. Their faces are soft and expressive, though, and they have muzzles ending in mouths instead of a beak. Their bodies are a bit like Randall from Monsters Inc.: long, low-slung, and gecko-esque with three sets of legs and no tails. They usually walk on their back four and use their front two legs to handle objects. Each of their feet has three front fingers and a back finger, all ending in a dull black claw. If they get real excited, they jump up on their back two legs and clap with all four front legs. They can't do it for long, though, because they weigh roughly a ton each and can be as big around as a Volkswagon beetle.
They all come in a dusty shade of orange, and the only way to tell a male from a female is the fact that females are slightly bigger and hold their head higher. (Even their voices are generally deep and masculine.)The Chasmosaurinites (Chasmos for short, although it's got a bit of a racial stigma attached to it) don't wear clothes in general, although they will tie flowers around their horns if they're an important event.
And now, specific Chasmos:
Grook: A female racer, 8'4". She's old-hat when it comes to racing; been doing it for hundred of Earth years, and her family was doing it loooooong before she was even hatched. Grook is a proud mother who'll show off her kids (they're still eggs at this point, and will be for another 25 Earth years) right after her numerous racing trophies. She is generally polite, if not exactly friendly, but she will defend her personal space with a quick jab of her horns. Grook, like most of her species, has trouble looking people in the eye; she thinks people who try to make eye contact are weirdos and will refuse to talk to them.
Tra (pronounced "troh", with the short o sound): A male medic, 7'11". Tra is very, very old and very fat. He can barely see anymore, treating injuries by touch and smell instead of sight. Tra is incredibly grumpy and paranoid as a result of his near-blindness; the only person he'll let near him is Grook, his great-great-(repeat 17 times) granddaughter, who acts as his seeing-eye-person. His horns are short and dull, and they hurt when they are touched, so he instead bites people who enter his personal bubble. Luckily, Tra no longer has teeth, so intruders rarely feel anything other than a hard pressure and lots of drool.
Dreedreedree: A female mechanic, 8'1". Dreedreedree is the team's mechanic and PR associate. She talks much faster than Grook and Tra and is quick to spout how wonderful her team (and their sponsors) are. It's her job to make others feel comfortable around her teammates, so she simply REEKS of sleazy car lot salesman... woman. She's even tried to adopt a more feminine voice to appeal to potential customers, but instead sounds like a drag queen. Dreedreedree is Tra's great-great-(repeat 21 times) grandneice. As a result of her job, Dreedreedree's lower-front-arms had been permanently stained black. She doesn't mind, though, because they kind of look like gloves, and she thinks gloves are kinda cool.
That's not bad for on-the-spot character making. I'll try to draw them later.
*thumbs up* A whole team! Great! Wow, that's one heck of an awesome specie you created there. Very detailed and descriptive. The characters are very nice too! ^_^
Question though; can Grook fly, since the racers need to be flyers? (If she can't, then I suppose she could use special flying equipment, that is, if it's alright with you)
Hmm... RETCON! The Chasmos now have the ability to flatten their bodies and glide like tree snakes. (Tra's not very good at it: too fat. Grook is good out of lots of practice, and Dreedreedree is still pretty young, so she can pull it off without much effort.)
I guess I'll have to give them tails now, too. (Dangit, scanner-at-my-grandparent's-house, work!)
As for the race, Grook rides a machine that's a weird mix between a personal plane, hang-glider, and pteradon. She sits on the back, open to the wind like she's riding an animal, and controls the motions with two joysticks (one is up and down, the other is left and right). Under her driving platform is a large jet engine which propels the craft. The wings are built like a bat's, with a heavy plastic covering between "finger" supports. Grook typically turns the jet on, which activates a mechanism than pushes the wings in and propels her forward and up. Once she's happy with the altitude, she turns off the engine and glides until she's too low, and repeats the process. It's not very fast, but it's fuel efficient, so she can coast past other racers while refueling or resting. The craft is very sensitive to strong weather, though. Although Grook's good, she's not above grounding the craft in a storm.
Addition notes now that I've had time to dwell.
Grook: Quiet, professional demeanor. Very quiet about stuff she's not interested in, but very knowledgeable about racing, her eggs, and the first three seasons of "Herdmates" (their species version of "Friends", eugh).
Tra: Cranky and snappish, will respond in quick, sharp sentences but won't start a conversation.
Dreedreedree: WILL. NOT. STOP. TALKING... until it's appropriate for the customer, of course.
you can use any of my characters, if you want to, I don't really care, but I could think something up, what ever floats your boat, and if you don't have boat, well pick something to replace it in that phrase :P
I'll send you some info, first I’d need an e-mail (I’ve got a few characters to use (about 5 not counting unreleased chanters I'm using in a rather flimsy plot bunny fic **pulls out paper bunny** yeah I really don't know if this poor thing'll hold up, but they'll appear sometime)) my e-mail is on dimensional area so I'll send you some info and my original offer still stands through, MONDAY, MONDAY, MONDAY!!! When you can buy two tube socks and get one honey bake ham free!!! **is hit in the head**
No, its not that, I just didn't think anyone else would want to read it or have it clutter up the board...thats all
Anyway, the characers that I have now are (in Origins (mediaminer story)) Ookami <-(Not i), Bear (ookami's brother), Lion (the dad), Fox (the mom), Tora (the friend) thier all described in **thinks for a sec** chapter 10, Ookami is described best in chapters 1 and the bottom of chapter 2. (You don't have to read the wohole thing, I just dont have that much time right now.
Other characters are Mir (Ice lavender and sea green (brown eyes)) and Yuarie (Green and onyx, white eyes (not blind). So have fun!
Here it is. Try and write your very own script for the BLAZING SAMURAI movie! You can do it anyway you want! Just remember these rules...
1) Bakunetsumaru is the main character.
2) No Yaoi. Keep it clean and for the family, folks!
3) Make sure the fic follows the basic plot Bob describes.
4) Have fun!
That's not much, is it? You can write it however you would think the movie should go. and don't wait for me to finish my oneshot series. I'll be very vague when the SD gang's filming.
Adios!
Aneko: (eating the cake) It is yummy!
Baku: (also eating the cake) Happy birthday, featherball!
Zero: We REALLY need to remember to release the Mushas AFTER we put out the food...
Tora: Dude? Isn't she a girl?
Me: So? I call S.G. dude and she doesn't care. -______-
Bear: Oy, short stop, happy b-day, we'd have a cake, but Ookami blew it up........again =_____=
Well, I was baned from baking soda for a reason..........also I did make a cake, but it burnt into-
Tora: IT WAS A BRICK THE COLOR OF CHARCOAL, AND SHE USED IT TO DRAW WITH!!!
Me: Well, i needed a nontraditional material, because glow-in-the-dark nailpolish isn't nontraditional enough
I could draw somehting for you, if you want me too, but I make no promises about anything of quality, most of my stuff isn't that interesting, but I'll try, cuz your another year older, another year.............well, your get the point..... -__-
