HEYY cutiee!!, i'm backk, did u miss me!? i know u did, youu just are soo excited that i returned!! and my sister taylor iz back t0, aww u are just soo H0t, do u need s0me ice to cool down! lol just pleaz come back, we miss youu s00o0o0 much!!!!!!!!!!!, your da babyboy so pleaz hurry and comment us bac RETARD!! haha jus playin, or am i?.

Where Are You!!? did u get into a car crash or something? please respond! idk what's up w/ u? don't u remeber who i am? did i say something, PLEASE talk.

hi lauren
i been busy with work. and i'm 19 now i miss you
Jacob

HEYY!! your backk, aw ur 19 now ur grOwin up soo fast! lol so how u been boy!?? let me know, u G0T A g/f yet?? cutiee haha well get am me when u see this stupid j/k!.
--Lauren--

Lauren
There this girl name Katie 18 we had ice cream together. i really love her alot. it like she know me to well. i met her a work.she know i that i love her.
Jacob
p.s She my Katiebear

OMG jacob!! that is freakin adorable!! haha u guys had ice cream 2gether n shit, ohh shoot! goo aheadd do your thing boy!! wat u guys dating or something, WOW u finally got a girlfriend!! after all dis time, props to u i guess! but keep responding so we can talk! STUPID! ok lovess i g2g bye babyy
p.s.- KATIEBEAR! lol jacob! ur metnally challenged but it's ok!! there's atealst some people in the world who love u alot! haha, peace kidd.

Lauren
i'm so mad yesterday i found out she love someone :[ i'm heart broken.
Jacob

aww Jakey! that is soo sad *tear tear*, babyy boy.. my love boat. i guess some people weren't meant 2 be. it's ok, though. i bet u will find a g/f JUST like u.. like wee-tod-ed! haha! i'm just too funny!! J/K!
--Lauren--

Lauren
yes your right. but i like a girl name (Lauren Katie's friend) i get blushy around her. i'll try to ask her out.
Jacob
ps. your good friend Lauren

aww! little jakey poo gets all blushy over katie's friend named lauren. how cute is that?!! u are a special one aren't u? yea. i think so. by the way, did u try asking her out?! i doubt yOu can get her little boyy but whatever. jayy kayy. ttyl cutie!!

Jacob so what if katie doesn't want to be w/ you!? there are TONS of other girls out there!! don't feel bad ok u wee todd ed person! you! i mean ur gonna be all depressed!! and then your gonna sit on a couch all day crying, watching tv! and eating bags of patatoe chips!!& brownies let me tell u that is NOT the solution! if u want u can come on here and talk to me! i'm here for you kidd, don't mind the stupid crazy girls that don't wanna be w/ u!! screw them! ok?? but please don't be a depress, sad individual, cuz i mean ur already retarded as it is! don't make it anyy worse, ya feel!? ok well please respond QUICKLY!!!!.
LOVESSS, --LAUREN*

Hey jacob!! mann where have yOu been!? i miss you SOOOO MUCH!!! you don't understand please come back and post something, babyy =]stOp being so frekin dumb and say something, i know you come here! do u have an e-mail or anything!? i know u gave me it along time ago, but seriously man where ARE YA?? i hope ur OK, please PLEASE respond back, u freakin dumbass, I LOVE YOU JACOB VARLAND!!!! LOL j/p j/p but u know how it is..kid.

PAYCE.--LAUREN

lauren
i've been busy i maght not be on here much. i'l be on here there.
jacob

Lauren
Do you love me i know you do. you really care about me.
Jacob

Lauren
srry about last message you can hate me now
jacob

uhh. little boyy, jacob, sweety. I do NOT, and i repeat, I DO NOT under any circumstances love you & I do NOT care about u at all so quit ur little boyish fantasies. And for your info, I already have a boyfriend so back off!!! He's gonna be real pissed when he sees this and he is goin to probably fuck you off. You seriously need a L.I.F.E! Saying you love a girl you don't even know is REALLY and i mean REALLY weird! You need to quit it!! No wonder y u can't get any girls. And no offense.. but you a WEE-TAD-ED little BRAT and you probably don't even understand what i'm writing.. so what's the point? You probably aren't that handsome either. I'm hott, i know. but u don't need to get all hot and bothered over it! and i've got a reason to be conceited! chyea boyy!! ~Lauren~

okay, Jakey Wakey! Where the f**k have u been u little stud muffin?? I guess u were put in shock w/ my last message & got sent to the mental institution. lolz. & maybe u actually understood what i said for once. WOW! that is like totally A-MAY-ZING if u ask me! lol! Ohh! & By the way.. did u get a g/f yet?? Aww!! That would be soo cute if u did! goin clubbin and dancin on poles together! makin out in closets! & drinking bacardi! lmao! that would be the day. when u turn into a bad ass partyier like my sister & I! Well i guess you'll just have to keep dreamin about that & then u soon will realize that the world revolves around us. haha j/k. well i love you & u BEST come back and respond & if u don't.. well.. let's just say.. you'll be screwed. iqht. byez. ~Lauren