Vanisse has a big mouth

WARNING: RP LOG, very long


<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, cans goddess van help moo and lil herald finish quest?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Us not have big fish hit thins wit.

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Hmm?'
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Us not have big fish hit thins wit.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Ha.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Or, will you let us borrow the trout.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'I ate the trout.'

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Artos phases back into existence.
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'NOO1.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'For dinner.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip is taste good?
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Is taste good?'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'It was delicious with butter and lemon.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'OH!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moooooo.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moooooo.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'That is delicious!'

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The town clock tolls twelve times as noon approaches.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I bet its super, super delicious, even!'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Yes, only it bit me.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Wait. You ate it alive!?'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'You are silly!'

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The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Is hims still live? Swim round in goddess tummy?
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Is hims still live? Swim round in goddess tummy?'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Maybe.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'I haven't looked...'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'I'm not a contortionist.'

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You are hungry.
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I bet you could find something small enough to eat and check it out!'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'I'd really rather not.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Yeah, I would feel SOOOO bad for that person!'

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You are hungry.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I think most would rather go to the Underworld before going there!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo think lil herald is small nuff.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo think lil herald is small nuff.'

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Artos gasps in astonishment.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Ahh!'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Mmmm.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Yum.'

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You are hungry.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Devilish Half-elf!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl who

<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Yes?'

Artos yells 'Watch out for Vanisse! She is a biter!'

<1037hp 370m 387mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo like goddess van.
You say 'Moo like goddess van.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Oh! You are just... Just... super, super evil!'

<1037hp 370m 387mv calm> 17435tnl say Her always gives moo cookie.
You say 'Her always gives moo cookie.'

<1037hp 370m 387mv calm> 17435tnl wake
You stand up.

<1037hp 370m 387mv calm> 17435tnl war
You feel righteous as you yell out your warcry.
You yell 'Winds of Zephyr, engulf my being with legends of past!'

<1037hp 340m 387mv calm> 17435tnl rest sofa
You sit down and rest on some comfortable looking sofas.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'But, Lucky I cant find you! Or I would definately get you back!'

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Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Being as strong and furious as I am!'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'EEEEK.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'And small and agile!'

<1037hp 341m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Oh, maybe lil herald cast spell make goddess think is some else.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, maybe lil herald cast spell make goddess think is some else.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'And that!'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Oh yes!'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'But then she will turn me into a chicken or something.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'That what those gods always do.'

<1037hp 343m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Her turns lil herald to dinner.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Her turns lil herald to dinner.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'She doesnt need to!'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'She will eat me just as is!'

<1037hp 345m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo!'

<1037hp 345m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo not see.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo not see.'

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A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Well, it was a horrible, yet, amazing experience for me!'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'You liked it?'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Maybe?'

<1037hp 348m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip maybe lil herald want be eat by goddess van.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Maybe lil herald want be eat by goddess van.'

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Artos utters the words, 'abrazak'.

<1037hp 348m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip oh, moo see!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, moo see!'

<1037hp 348m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Lil herald want get goddess eat so hims can find big fish.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Lil herald want get goddess eat so hims can find big fish.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'You ARE devious.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I am what!?'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Super, super sneaky!'

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The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

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Quezil walks in.
A brown sparrow flies in.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Wow!'

<1037hp 350m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo!'

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Quezil knocks on the sofa

<1037hp 350m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil says 'Excuse me.'

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A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 352m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo que
You focus all your bovine Zen on Quezil, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'So that makes me... Super, super strong, sneaky, amazing, adorable, and...'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'What am I missing?'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Edible.'

<1037hp 352m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Is missing drunk.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Is missing drunk.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Right, that too.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Okay, okay... drunk, and edible.'

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Quezil says 'I really liked you work in the mystique guys.'

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A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 355m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo.

Artos beams a smile at Quezil.

<1037hp 355m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You say 'Moo.'

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Artos clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!

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Artos gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!

<1037hp 355m 388mv calm> 17435tnl o all moo quezil
Slowly, a piglet looks at Quezil, chews his cud, and muh-OOOOs!
Ok.

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Soft harmonies filter through the atmosphere, coalescing into the form of Vanisse.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'We do what we can!'

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Artos giggles.

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The Eastern Common Room
You are next to a large fireplace in the common room. This is the place
where most of the patrons of the inn gather to rest from their tedious
travels. This is also the place where various artists can perform their
trade. You see a few tables around the fireplace and a small open area as a
stage. You see the common extend to the west and east. To the south you
can just make out the main stage.

[Exits: east south west]
Some very comfortable looking sofas have been placed around the room.
A makeshift stage has been set up for the performing mice.
Vanisse the Braggart is here.
(Charmed) A small brown sparrow flies in a circle here.
Quezil the Master of Melody is here.
(Charmed) A piglet tries to run you over.
Artos the Drunk is here.
A small deaf mouse wields Thera's tiniest violin.

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Artos peers intently at Vanisse.

<1037hp 355m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo!
You say 'Moo!'

<1037hp 355m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l van
I don't think so.

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Artos cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.

<1037hp 355m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo van
You focus all your bovine Zen on Vanisse, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

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Quezil says 'And I wanted to thank Artos again for giving me one.'

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Vanisse opens her mouth.

<1037hp 355m 388mv calm> 17435tnl o all moo vanisse
Slowly, a piglet looks at Vanisse, chews his cud, and muh-OOOOs!
Ok.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'RUN!'

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The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

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Vanisse pounces on Artos and sends him sprawling.

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Artos gasps in astonishment.

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Artos grabs Vanisse in a head lock and NOOGIES her... ARGH!!!

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Vanisse takes a big bite of Artos.

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl o all pmote backs away from vanisse.
A piglet backs away from vanisse.
Ok.

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Artos giggles.

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Quezil drops his jaw

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say No, needs eat whole.
You say 'No, needs eat whole.'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl Artos hops up and down while shouting 'That tickled!'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse says 'mmmmm.'

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Artos drinks water from a barrel.

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Artos drinks water from a barrel.

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Artos drinks water from a barrel.

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Quezil eats a warm bowl of soup.

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Quezil drinks water from a barrel.

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Quezil drinks water from a barrel.

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl pmote pushes Artos towards Vanisse.
Calram pushes Artos towards Vanisse.

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl Vanisse ruffles Artos' hair so it covers up the new bald spot.

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Vanisse spits out a mouthful of hair.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

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Artos scampers up Vanisse and bites her right on the shoulder!

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Vanisse squeaks with dismay.

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Artos peers at you intently.

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Quezil giggles.

<1037hp 359m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo ar
You focus all your bovine Zen on Artos, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Thanks!'

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Artos giggles.

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The Eastern Common Room
You are next to a large fireplace in the common room. This is the place
where most of the patrons of the inn gather to rest from their tedious
travels. This is also the place where various artists can perform their
trade. You see a few tables around the fireplace and a small open area as a
stage. You see the common extend to the west and east. To the south you
can just make out the main stage.

[Exits: east south west]
Some very comfortable looking sofas have been placed around the room.
A makeshift stage has been set up for the performing mice.
Vanisse the Braggart is here.
(Charmed) A small brown sparrow flies in a circle here.
Quezil the Master of Melody is here.
(Charmed) A piglet tries to run you over.
Artos the Drunk is here.
A small deaf mouse wields Thera's tiniest violin.

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The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'It was the ultra, super, amazing push from Calram that made me do it, Vanisse!'

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Promise!'

<1037hp 360m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo?
You say 'Moo?'

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Artos hops up and down while shouting 'I would never, ever, ever, do such a thing on my own!'

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Vanisse plucks Artos off her shoulder and gives him a shake.

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Vanisse says 'Bahh.'

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Artos chuckles politely.

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The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

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A patient yells 'A miracle! Korvoduin the healer guildmaster has cured my ailments!'

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Quezil says 'Be well.'

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Quezil bows deeply.

<1037hp 362m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!

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Vanisse peers around herself intently.

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Artos blinks innocently.
Quezil walks east.
A brown sparrow flies east.

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<PATRON> Thremus: 'Farewell, Quezil. We hope to see you again.'

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Vanisse beats her head into a nearby wall.

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Artos falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

<1037hp 362m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo?
You say 'Moo?'

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Vanisse says 'so much for new heralds.'

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Vanisse snickers softly.

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Artos falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

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Vanisse's outline shimmers and dissolves in a twinkling of melodic dust.

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Players near you:
Poer Outside Mocker's Tavern
Eccrien Leather Shop
<PK> Artos The Eastern Common Room
<PK> Calram The Eastern Common Room
Quezil Southeast of Market Square

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'He is quick!'

<1037hp 363m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get cant sack
dri cant
dri cant
dri cant
put cant sack
You get a tin canteen from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 363m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You drink water from a tin canteen.

<1037hp 363m 388mv calm> 17435tnl It is already empty.

<1037hp 363m 388mv calm> 17435tnl It is already empty.

<1037hp 363m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You put a tin canteen in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

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Artos giggles.

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Echuir the witch yells 'Hehhehheee!!!'

<1037hp 364m 363mv calm> 17435tnl say so what thinks should be next venture of moo herald and lil herald?
You say 'So what thinks should be next venture of moo herald and lil herald?'

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Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

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Artos looks at you.

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Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

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Artos looks at himself.

<1037hp 364m 363mv calm> 17435tnl l ar
It's so tiny even for one of the gnome race. He stands probably only a
little under two feet tall and seems like he is part of the Illusionist
guild. He seems extremely cheerful with just one of the biggest smiles,
accompanied by the cutest dimples on each end of that smile. His curly,
brown locks of hair are mainly covered up by the leather cap he wears on his
head. Upon his body seems to be just some cloth armor, mainly to cover
himself up and not to necessarily take a beating with. Around him are some
fake illusions of himself, obviously for his own safety and well being. He
carries a pack hung from his shoulders. As you take a quick peek at it, a
few tattered books are sticking out which seem to have many different things
written on them. As you look back up at his face, he is beaming his little
smile in your direction!
He has unlocked many secrets of the world.
He is an alcoholic.
Artos is in excellent condition.

Artos is using:
<used as light> (Glowing) the rod of neutrality
<worn on finger> (Glowing) a black iron ring
<worn on finger> a small emerald ring
<worn around neck> a tattered cloak covered with holes and dirt
<worn around neck> a glorious cape almost suitable to fly in
<worn on head> (Glowing) (Humming) a helmet of torment
<worn on torso> (Humming) a runed wizard robe
<worn on arms> (Humming) red steel armlets
<worn on hands> white cloth gloves stained with the blood of giants
<worn on legs> a pair of segmented steel legplates
<worn on feet> a pair of boots drenched in whiskey
<worn about body> a cape of dwarven hides
<worn about waist> (Humming) a runed wizard belt
<worn around wrist> a studded leather bracer
<worn around wrist> a studded leather bracer
<wielded> the ebony kris
<held> (Glowing) a Windstone
<floating nearby> (Glowing) (Humming) an earthen balanced ioun

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Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

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The town clock tolls twelve times as noon approaches.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 366m 368mv calm> 17435tnl l cal
The beast before you is clearly a minotaur. Tiny eyes look down at you
from a massive head. His face prutrudes far outwards, ending in a huge nose
and mouth. This thing is breathing very heavily through his nose, and at
each exhale hot steams bursts forth. His ears are small compared to the
rest of his head, and stick out. Above them, however, two long horns
streatch out from his head, ending in sharp points. As you look down his
body, you see giant muscles everywhere, covering all parts of his torso,
arms and legs. Even his hands look muscled. However, he does not seem
quite massive enough, or even tall enough, for a minotaur. Something of a
runt, though a runt amongst a race of giant beasts, no less.
He has unlocked many secrets of the world.
Calram is in excellent condition.

Calram is using:
<used as light> (Glowing) a war banner of Gasteride
<worn on finger> (Glowing) a nice looking ring
<worn on finger> (Glowing) a nice looking ring
<worn around neck> a teeth necklace
<worn around neck> a teeth necklace
<worn on head> a red dragonhelm
<worn on ear> a moo earring
<worn on torso> a red dragon torso
<worn on arms> some mithril sleeves
<worn on hands> a pair of red dragon claws
<worn on legs> a set of mithril leggings
<worn on feet> a pair of mithril boots
<worn about body> a thick animal hide
<worn about waist> a mithril girth
<worn around wrist> (Humming) a titanium bracer
<worn around wrist> (Humming) a titanium bracer
<wielded> (Glowing) (Humming) a bejewelled battle axe
<dual wielded> (Glowing) (Humming) a bejewelled battle axe
<floating nearby> (Humming) A holy stone

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Vanisse, give your heralds an adventure to go on!'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I demand it!'

<1037hp 366m 368mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, moo want go ver cold place, but moo think maybe bad idea.
You say 'Oh, moo want go ver cold place, but moo think maybe bad idea.'

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Artos chuckles politely.

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Okay... let me think.'

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'For what?'

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The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 367m 373mv calm> 17435tnl say So us can do quest.
You say 'So us can do quest.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Aside from the search for the trout.'

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Artos nods.

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Artos shivers uncomfortably.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Im not dressed appropriately!'

<1037hp 367m 373mv calm> 17435tnl moo ar
You focus all your bovine Zen on Artos, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

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Artos hops up and down while shouting 'I need a good coat.'

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A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

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Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 368m 378mv calm> 17435tnl say maybe is warm if travel inside goddess van tummy.
You say 'Maybe is warm if travel inside goddess van tummy.'

<1037hp 368m 378mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gets an odd, yet beautiful coat made out of the skin of goats from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos's hunger hits him.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos will be right back!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos walks west.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos walks in.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos eats a warm bowl of soup.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos puts a warm bowl of soup in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos eats a warm bowl of soup.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
You are thirsty.
The town clock tolls once as the evening begins.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get cant sack
dri cant
dri cant
dri cant
put cant sack
You get a tin canteen from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You drink water from a tin canteen.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You drink water from a tin canteen.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You drink water from a tin canteen.
Your thirst is quenched.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You put a tin canteen in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl think
You think long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl wake
You stand up.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl war
You feel righteous as you yell out your warcry.
You yell 'Winds of Zephyr, engulf my being with legends of past!'

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo try think.
You say 'Moo try think.'

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say is any lil herald want?
You say 'Is any lil herald want?'

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos hops up and down while shouting 'Not really!'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Maybe, we should try to find something!'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'An adventure to find an adventure!'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say oh, maybe us cans go find thins, and sell if not need.
You say 'Oh, maybe us cans go find thins, and sell if not need.'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos agrees absolutely.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl wake
You are already standing.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say is have any idea?
You say 'Is have any idea?'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Vanisse, give us... Umm.. directions to your house?'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'I'll bring you there momentarily.'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Uh oh!'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo!
You say 'Moo!'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Poer walks in.

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Poer walks east.

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Thremus: 'Farewell, Poer. We hope to see you again.'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo want see!
You say 'Moo want see!'

<1037hp 357m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos hops up and down while shouting 'Might have been a bad question to ask!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, is ever learn how cast fuzzy aura?
You say 'Oh, is ever learn how cast fuzzy aura?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos pouts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos shakes his head.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gets a leather bounded book from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos puts an odd, yet beautiful coat made out of the skin of goats in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo.
You say 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl Artos looks at a leather bounded book.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos's skin returns to normal.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a leather bounded book.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gives you a leather bounded book.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l book
An exquisite leather bounded book is here.
The book's pages have the following titles:
introduction
chap1

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moooooo.
You say 'Moooooo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Read that first introduction.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l introduction
--------------
INTRODUCTION
--------------

One day, myself and Calram decided we need more adventures in
our Herald lives, so we set out to do such! The first task was
preperation. Now, you can simply purchase potions or staves
to grant the 'fuzzy aura' around yourself, but you cannot use
them against the huge-normous creatures we planned on fighting.
So, I set out to speak with the Invoker guildmaster about teaching
me how to cast sanctuary...

I immediately went to Jerold, the guildmaster in Seringale, to
seek out this training. He was awfully stubborn and refused to
show me the ways, so I went to the next best thing. I travelled
to the alchemist to show me how to brew potions. Which, still
doesnt grant the great, must ultimate, extreme 'fuzzy aura' but
at least we are not required to purchase so many potions. With
this we set out on our quests...

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl Artos utters the words, 'ghaiz gtui'.
Artos's skin turns to stone.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, hims ver mean.
You say 'Oh, hims ver mean.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos agrees absolutely.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl give book ar
You give a leather bounded book to Artos.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Dont worry, that isnt how its all going to be set up.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'I wish to do things differently then how it is in there so far.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'This is just to keep track of all the writings.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo.
You say 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo not worry, moo trust lil herald.
You say 'Moo not worry, moo trust lil herald.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo!
You say 'Moo!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo moo.
You say 'Moo moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Is drunk singing thin bout.
You say 'Is drunk singing thin bout.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Melenn gossips: 'HELLOOOOO!!!!!!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Ahhh.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moooooo!

Artos nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl <HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moooooo!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Hello there!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo not see mel in ver long time
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo not see mel in ver long time.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The town clock tolls once as the day begins.
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Melenn gossips: 'I knNnow!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl where
Players near you:
<PK> Melenn Beside a large bar
<PK> Artos The Eastern Common Room
Shasper The East Common Road
<PK> Calram The Eastern Common Room

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Melenn walks in.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Uh oh, she is drunk again.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Oh, is got drunk ver fast.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, is got drunk ver fast.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at Melenn.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
You are hungry.
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l mel
Drawn to the almost chaotic array of energy surrounding this seemingly
bouncing female half-elf, you feast your eyes on all that is this radiant
woman. Her hair, darker than a moonless night, shines with a strange
blueish tint as it cascades down her back, the soft ends curling slightly
above her knees ending the otherwise straight locks. Framed by this
magnificent display of onyx tresses is her fair skin, radiant as the moon,
paled only by the beauty of her truly feminine body, the lithe, tall, toned
structure a gift from her elven ancestors, and the womanly curves bestowed
upon her by her human side. Among this splendor is her face a silvery
reflection of contrasting magnificence. High, defined cheek bones and a
well shaped chin formed after an elf, whereas her beautiful icy blue eyes,
exotic in their mixing of human and elven imagery, nearly glow with a
sparking energy, bright and never-ending. And finally, as you finish your
scan of this nearly exhausting woman, you notice perhaps the least notable,
and yet far from plain thing about her a light tattoo formed of delicate
black curves that trace her collar bone and neck with a fragile design of
vines and tiny flowers.
He has done a fair amount of traveling.
He is an alcoholic.
Melenn is in excellent condition.

Melenn is using:
<used as light> (Glowing) a blood candle
<worn on finger> (Glowing) a nice looking ring
<worn on finger> (Glowing) a nice looking ring
<worn around neck> a small bag attached to a soft string
<worn on head> a longevity hood
<worn on ear> a really neat earring shaped like the whisky fountain
<worn on torso> a bouffant white shirt
<worn on arms> (Glowing) some slimy arm bands
<worn on legs> a deflective demonskin legplates of defiance
<worn on feet> long leather boots
<worn about body> a leather backpack
<wielded> (Humming) the staff of storms

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Melenn bows with a grand flourish.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Two drunkards in the same room... Can't be good.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo mel
You focus all your bovine Zen on Melenn, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 383mv calm> 17435tnl drink shot
You drink whisky from a shot of whisky.
You are full.

<1037hp 370m 380mv calm> 17435tnl say Moooooo.
You say 'MaooooOoooOo.'

<1037hp 370m 380mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Melenn gossips: 'thhe tWo biiggEhst dRUnnnKsSs eVehr!'

<1037hp 370m 380mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I am SOOOOO sad!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get barrel sack
You get a barrel from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl give barrel ar
You give a barrel to Artos.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo ar
You focus all your bovine Zen on Artos, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Melenn gossips: 'why evER foor!!!!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gasps in astonishment.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Oh yeah! I let you use it!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo.
You say 'MOooOo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Melenn, did you do the pub crawl!?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos drinks firebreather from a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos drinks firebreather from a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos giggles.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos puts a barrel in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Melenn gossips: 'whhaot Thheh?!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'MYsSzelfF ahhND A druhnnK 'lIil rOUhnnndiiE' diD it!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Oh, moo do too.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, moo do too.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Melenn sits on some comfortable looking sofas.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at himself.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at you.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at Melenn.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl drink shot
You drink whisky from a shot of whisky.
You are full.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl Artos giggles.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl drink shot
You drink whisky from a shot of whisky.
You feel drunk.
You are full.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl drink shot
You fail to reach your mouth. *Hic*

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Melenn stands up.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos pounces on Melenn and sends him sprawling.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo mel
You focus all your bovine Zen on Melenn, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl whois mel
[ H-Elf ] <PK> <PATRON> Melenn Raeghne the Mistress Bard (M)
Players matched: 1

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos beckons for you to follow.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'let uhhZSs fiNnd ahnn AhDvehNntuhREh!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Oh, why mel not girl?
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'OhH, WhHY mMehL noot giirl?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at Melenn.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
The Eastern Common Room
You are next to a large fireplace in the common room. This is the place
where most of the patrons of the inn gather to rest from their tedious
travels. This is also the place where various artists can perform their
trade. You see a few tables around the fireplace and a small open area as a
stage. You see the common extend to the west and east. To the south you
can just make out the main stage.

[Exits: east south west]
Some very comfortable looking sofas have been placed around the room.
A makeshift stage has been set up for the performing mice.
(Charmed) A piglet tries to run you over.
Melenn the Drunk is here.
Artos the Drunk is here.
A small deaf mouse wields Thera's tiniest violin.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos faints.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'mMelenNnn iisSz ao Guhhy!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Melenn removes some slimy arm bands from her arms.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l mel
Drawn to the almost chaotic array of energy surrounding this seemingly
bouncing female half-elf, you feast your eyes on all that is this radiant
woman. Her hair, darker than a moonless night, shines with a strange
blueish tint as it cascades down her back, the soft ends curling slightly
above her knees ending the otherwise straight locks. Framed by this
magnificent display of onyx tresses is her fair skin, radiant as the moon,
paled only by the beauty of her truly feminine body, the lithe, tall, toned
structure a gift from her elven ancestors, and the womanly curves bestowed
upon her by her human side. Among this splendor is her face a silvery
reflection of contrasting magnificence. High, defined cheek bones and a
well shaped chin formed after an elf, whereas her beautiful icy blue eyes,
exotic in their mixing of human and elven imagery, nearly glow with a
sparking energy, bright and never-ending. And finally, as you finish your
scan of this nearly exhausting woman, you notice perhaps the least notable,
and yet far from plain thing about her a light tattoo formed of delicate
black curves that trace her collar bone and neck with a fragile design of
vines and tiny flowers.
She has done a fair amount of traveling.
She is an alcoholic.
Melenn is in excellent condition.

Melenn is using:
<used as light> (Glowing) a blood candle
<worn on finger> (Glowing) a nice looking ring
<worn on finger> (Glowing) a nice looking ring
<worn around neck> a small bag attached to a soft string
<worn on head> a longevity hood
<worn on ear> a really neat earring shaped like the whisky fountain
<worn on torso> a bouffant white shirt
<worn on legs> a deflective demonskin legplates of defiance
<worn on feet> long leather boots
<worn about body> a leather backpack
<wielded> (Humming) the staff of storms

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Melenn gossips: 'nOt ahhnNnymoore!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo!
You say 'mmOO!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at Melenn.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl follow ar
You now follow Artos.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'ZszCaoRed mmme.....'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
You join Artos's group.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl group
Artos's group:
[49 Ill] Artos 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv 16896 tnl
[49 Ber] Calram 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv 17435 tnl

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'nNnaoW tOo fiiNnD THE hHOouszse OfF vanNnIsSsZSsE.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, is mel want join herald for venture?
You say 'oOoh, iIsSz mMeL wAhnnnT joiinnn heRald FOoR vEnNnTuhhrEh?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'whHIsjhh way doOo yOou THInk, zjahlRAm?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, moo try think.
You say 'Ooh, MoO try ThiNnK.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos peers north, east, south, then west.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Where woulds cookie goddess live?
You say 'WhErEh WoUlDsSz cjoOooOokie gOodDesss liVE?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'wELl, ThHEhrE ahhrE CoaokiIEZsz INn timmarannn.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'or...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh us cans look for clue.
You say 'aoh UhZsz CahhnsSz loOok fFOoR zjlUhEh.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'mmmoore sjOoooKiieZSs innn sSsoLacje..'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'LEt usSz ZszTaart ThHEhreh!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo!
You say 'mmmoOoo!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl wake
You are already standing.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos yells 'cHawRGe!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl drop shot
You drop a shot of whisky.
A shot of whisky shatters into fragments.

****************
We go to Timaran
****************

<1037hp 370m 352mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos walks south.
You follow Artos.
Restaurant
This room is actually fairly small, since most people take their
food out and eat in the Main Hall or one of the other rooms. Even so,
it is still decorated richly, and a number of tables are available for
those who wish to eat right here. To the south is a counter where you
may order food and also the door to the kitchens. Several loud curses
occasionally drift in from that direction. One or two people sit here
eating, and there is a murmur of quiet conversation that is almost
drowned out by the raucous noise from the Main Hall. You can return
to it northwards.

[Exits: north south west]
A heavy oak table sits here, surrounded by eight chairs.
Artos the Drunk is here.
Alanna the waitress stands behind the counter, ready to take your order.
A piglet walks in.

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl
The Town Crier yells 'Hear ye, hear ye! Roving beast attacking Timaran spotted in the Unsiliel Woods!'

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl where
Players near you:
<PK> Aykeo City Centre of Timaran
<PK> Artos Restaurant
<PK> Calram Restaurant

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at Alanna the waitress.

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl l al
Alanna is a young girl of about 16, with long blonde hair and a pretty
face. A well rounded bosom and swaying hips are enticing to men, and
although she does like to tease she never does anything inappropriate,
since Mistress Nerina doesn't approve of that sort of thing, and can be
fairly handy with a stick.
Alanna the waitress is in excellent condition.

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'aolannnnnnaa.....'

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl say Is know where goddess van live?
You say 'IZSs know where gOoddeZszZSs vAhn live?'

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'yOour nnuhhMmMbEr Oonneh cusSztoOoMEhR, VaonNniiszssseh, where doehsSz ZszHE lIVeh!?'

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl
<PATRON> Thremus: 'Farewell, Melenn. We hope to see you again.'
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'sHhe iZSs ssiIlEnT..'

<1037hp 370m 351mv calm> 17435tnl say is must know.
You say 'IZSs muhHZszt knOow.'
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Lightning flashes across the sky as an electrical storm forms in the heavens.
You hear a deafening rumble of thunder resonate 5 miles away.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos agrees absolutely.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stumbles around a bit while saying 'szshe hHahs toOo ckNoOow!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, waits lil bit, maybe hers talk.
You say 'Oh, waits lil bit, maybe hersSz talk.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl rest
You rest.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos sits down and rests.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo al
You focus all your bovine Zen on Alanna the waitress, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Alanna the waitress says 'You're lucky I don't have time for this..'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos nudges Alanna the waitress.
Alanna the waitress slaps Artos.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gasps as he realizes what Alanna the waitress did.
Alanna the waitress slaps Artos.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos whimpers plaintively.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A deafening roar of thunder is heard 4 miles away.
Your warcry wears off.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'ahhLannNah reFusSzEhszs ToOo giVE uhZSs a hiINnT Off the whereaBoOouTs oof YOUhr hOouszse!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl wake
You stand up.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl war
You feel righteous as you yell out your warcry.
You yell 'Winds of Zephyr, engulf my being with legends of past!'

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A deafening roar of thunder is heard 3 miles away.
You are sober.
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands up.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'That's cause I'm homeless...'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl rest

Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.
You rest.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo?
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo?'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Uhh ooh!'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'WEhll, ThOsse coookiiEhZsz aaRe hiIDdEhnnn ZszaomMewheRe!'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo!
You say 'Moo!'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A deafening roar of thunder is heard 2 miles away.
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say moo sure is know some, hers buy cookie all time.
You say 'Moo sure is know some, hers buy cookie all time.'

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'They're in my stomach, obviously.'

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A deafening roar of thunder is heard 1 mile away.
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'youh PuhrsjhahhZsze themmm eahhsjh aand everytimme!?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip but is always have more, not sure stomach big nuff fit all.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'But is always have more, not sure stomach big nuff fit all.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl <HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Yeaah!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'or do YOUh keep Themmm in a sSzAsjk oof ssorTZsz.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Welll...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'yooUr sSzahsjk you MmMOVE fromm aLlEy TO ahllEy with.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
*** An ear-splitting boom is heard as the sky is lit by lightning! ***

Torrents of rain flood through the area.

The sky clears up as the storm's turmoil fades into an abrupt silence.

Restaurant
This room is actually fairly small, since most people take their
food out and eat in the Main Hall or one of the other rooms. Even so,
it is still decorated richly, and a number of tables are available for
those who wish to eat right here. To the south is a counter where you
may order food and also the door to the kitchens. Several loud curses
occasionally drift in from that direction. One or two people sit here
eating, and there is a murmur of quiet conversation that is almost
drowned out by the raucous noise from the Main Hall. You can return
to it northwards.

[Exits: north south west]
A heavy oak table sits here, surrounded by eight chairs.
(Charmed) A piglet tries to run you over.
Artos the Drunk is here.
Alanna the waitress stands behind the counter, ready to take your order.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl follow ar
You now follow Artos.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Sometimes I just carry the chef with me.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo!'
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'you zjAnt!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
You join Artos's group.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip where is carry?
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Where is carry?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'BEhcahuZsze...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I Zszahhid sSzoo?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The Town Crier yells 'Hear ye, hear ye! Roving beast attacking Timaran spotted in the Unsiliel Woods!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I think weh shoouhhld gEt ZSsome kind oOof aamAZzzing Evehnt going oOon.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos drinks water from a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos drinks water from a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos drinks water from a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos utters the words, 'abrazak'.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Oh, we will.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Turn calram into a chicken.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'And catch the mooing chicken!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo not like!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo not like!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo is gon ask one more, is know where goddess van live?
You say 'Moo is gon ask one more, is know where goddess van live?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo alan
You focus all your bovine Zen on Alanna the waitress, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Alanna the waitress moos at you. What could that possibly mean?

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A plume of smoke billows from the nearby nexus.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl o all moo alanna
Slowly, a piglet looks at Alanna the waitress, chews his cud, and muh-OOOOs!
Ok.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Slowly, Artos looks at Alanna the waitress, chews his cud, and muh-OOOOs!
Alanna the waitress says '...Right.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos shakes his head.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'She is good.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, maybe if alls moo at once.
You say 'Oh, maybe if alls moo at once.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A dwarven brawler yells 'Shasper! You're MINE!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo at one...
You say 'Moo at one...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'But with my help, she could be the best.'
A dwarven fighter yells 'Shasper! Now you die!'
A dwarven fighter yells 'Time to die, Shasper!'
A dwarven brawler yells 'Shasper! You're MINE!'
A dwarven brawler yells 'Shasper! You're MINE!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A dwarven fighter yells 'Shasper! Now you die!'
A dwarven fighter yells 'Shasper! Now you die!'
A dwarven brawler yells 'Shasper! You're MINE!'
A dwarven brawler yells 'Shasper! Now you die!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say two...
You say 'Two...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Slowly, Artos looks at Alanna the waitress, chews his cud, and muh-OOOOs!
Alanna the waitress says 'You're lucky I don't have time for this..'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos peers around himself intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos coughs loudly.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say twee
moo alanna
o all moo alanna
You say 'Twee.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl You focus all your bovine Zen on Alanna the waitress, and speak your thoughts.
Muh-OOOOO!
Alanna the waitress says '...Right.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl Slowly, a piglet looks at Alanna the waitress, chews his cud, and muh-OOOOs!
Ok.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Slowly, Artos looks at Alanna the waitress, chews his cud, and muh-OOOOs!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos shakes his head.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl pout
Ah, don't take it so hard.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos pounces on Alanna the waitress and sends her sprawling.
Alanna the waitress says 'They teach you how to act like that?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos grabs Alanna the waitress in a head lock and NOOGIES her... ARGH!!!
Alanna the waitress says 'You're lucky I don't have time for this..'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos mutters something quietly to himself.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl o all emote oinks.
A piglet oinks.
Ok.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Lets talk to the cookie helper.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos hops up and down while shouting 'In solace.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo.
You say 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl wake
You stand up.

****************
We go to solace.
****************

<1037hp 370m 311mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos walks west.
You follow Artos.
Cookie's Cookie Cookery
This is the cookie shop of who else... Cookie. She's not in right now
but there are many delicious cookies to munch on if you want to wait till
she returns. Her helper is here to sell surplus cookies while she waits for
Cookie to come back and get to work.

[Exits: east (west)]
Artos the Drunk is here.
Cookie's Helper is here offering you a free cookie sample.
A piglet walks in.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 370m 363mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos peers intently at Cookie's Helper.
Cookie's Helper peers intently at Artos.

<1037hp 370m 363mv calm> 17435tnl list
[Lv Price Qty] Item Type
[ 0 90 -- ] a sugar cookie (food) - made of flour, 1 lbs
[ 0 35 -- ] an oatmeal cookie (food) - made of flour, 1 lbs
[ 0 30 -- ] a peanut butter cookie (food) - made of flour, 1 lbs
[ 0 30 -- ] a chocolate chip cookie (food) - made of flour, 1 lbs

<1037hp 370m 363mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, moo not tel lil herald bout venture moo had wit lil roundie.
You say 'Oh, moo not tel lil herald bout venture moo had wit lil roundie.'

<1037hp 370m 363mv calm> 17435tnl moo cook
You focus all your bovine Zen on Cookie's Helper, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!
Cookie's Helper says 'They teach you how to act like that?'

<1037hp 370m 363mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Us try kill dem big mean thins in keep gain.
You say 'Us try kill dem big mean thins in keep gain.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Oh?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil tells you 'Have you had opportunity to read my scrolls?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say and us get to biggest meany.
You say 'And us get to biggest meany.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Who turned into the chicken!?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl rep Moo.
You tell Quezil 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Lil roundie was made chicken.
You say 'Lil roundie was made chicken.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil tells you 'What did you think?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl rep Moo.
You tell Quezil 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Soft harmonies filter through the atmosphere, coalescing into the form of Vanisse.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Us was try for ver long time kill last thin.
You say 'Us was try for ver long time kill last thin.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse peers around herself intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos peers around himself intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse says 'Well.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Alanna would tell us.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say but then door close while us fight.
You say 'But then door close while us fight.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'So we tried the Cookie Helper.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse thinks long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say and us both go squish!
You say 'And us both go squish!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gasps as he realizes what you did.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Jhen the farmer yells 'Three cauliflowers for fifteen gold!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo van
You focus all your bovine Zen on Vanisse, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse thinks long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Well is right...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos peers intently at Vanisse.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse says 'What about the other bakers?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, maybe if us all moo at goddess van at same time.
You say 'Oh, maybe if us all moo at goddess van at same time.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Jhen the farmer yells 'Three cauliflowers for fifteen gold!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say moo on one...
You say 'Moo on one...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos peers at you intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say two...
You say 'Two...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse gacks with dismay!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse's outline shimmers and dissolves in a twinkling of melodic dust.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gasps in astonishment.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo?
You say 'Moo?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'CHEATER!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Well I never!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos opens the door west of you.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos walks west.
You follow Artos.
Cookie's Relaxing Room
This is where Cookie comes to unwind. She comes here sometimes to just
munch on cookies and talk to her friends. A small china teaset sits inside
a glass case resting against the northern wall. It would seem that Cookie's
tastes are rather refined.

[Exits: east]
Artos the Drunk is here.
A piglet walks in.

<1037hp 370m 386mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos walks east.
You follow Artos.
Cookie's Cookie Cookery
This is the cookie shop of who else... Cookie. She's not in right now
but there are many delicious cookies to munch on if you want to wait till
she returns. Her helper is here to sell surplus cookies while she waits for
Cookie to come back and get to work.

[Exits: east west]
Artos the Drunk is here.
Cookie's Helper is here offering you a free cookie sample.
A piglet walks in.

<1037hp 370m 380mv calm> 17435tnl moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'The helper is offering us a free cookie sample, but not giving!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at Cookie's Helper.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Rashan the farmer yells 'Hear ye! Hear ye! A pound of rutabaga for just a hundred gold!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos grins evilly.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip oh, is ver mean.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, is ver mean.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l cookie
You see a young neighbourhood girl who has been hired to help out Cookie
when she can't be around. She wears a white apron over her clothes and a
hairnet on her head to protect her long dark hair. She sits patiently
waiting for someone to serve.
Cookie's Helper is in excellent condition.

Cookie's Helper is using:
<wielded> a cookie cutter

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos utters the words, 'ecandusawghfjqt'.
A dazed look crosses Cookie's Helper's face as she is struck by dreams.
Artos's dreams MASSACRES Cookie's Helper!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Krista the fruit peddler yells 'Two apples for a mere hundred gold! Get your fresh fruit here!'
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Artos's pierce DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Artos's pierce DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Cookie's Helper's pierce mauls Artos.
Cookie's Helper has quite a few wounds.

<1037hp 370m 388mv Artos: 96%hp active> 17435tnl hob
You strike Cookie's Helper with your weapon and attempt to hobble her.
Your hobble devastates Cookie's Helper!
Cookie's Helper clutches her leg painfully as she begins to hobble.
Artos utters the words, 'pab gsabrat'.
Artos's hob spark MANGLES Cookie's Helper!
Cookie's Helper has quite a few wounds.

<1037hp 370m 388mv Artos: 96%hp active> 17435tnl
Your cleave misses Cookie's Helper.
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Cookie's Helper!
Artos's pierce maims Cookie's Helper!
Cookie's Helper's pierce misses Artos.
Cookie's Helper has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<1037hp 370m 388mv Artos: 96%hp active> 17435tnl rage

You are thirsty.
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.
Cookie's Helper has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<1037hp 370m 388mv Artos: 97%hp active> 17435tnl
Artos utters the words, 'pab gsabrat'.
Artos's hob spark MANGLES Cookie's Helper!
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Your cleave MASSACRES Cookie's Helper!
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Cookie's Helper!
Artos's pierce DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Cookie's Helper is in awful condition.

<1037hp 370m 388mv Artos: 97%hp active> 17435tnl You feel your veins course with power as the madness engulfs you!
Cookie's Helper is in awful condition.

<1412hp 370m 388mv Artos: 97%hp active> 17435tnl
Your cleave MASSACRES Cookie's Helper!
Artos's pierce DISEMBOWELS Cookie's Helper!
Cookie's Helper is DEAD!!
You snap out of your madness at the death of your opponent.
Cookie's Helper's heart is torn from her chest.
Artos gets 110 gold coins from the corpse of Cookie's Helper.
Artos splits 110 gold coins. Your share is 55 gold coins.
Artos sacrifices the corpse of Cookie's Helper to The Overlord.
Artos splits 30 gold coins. Your share is 15 gold coins.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos gets a cookie cutter.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl say Moo.
You say 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos stops wielding the ebony kris.
Artos wields a cookie cutter.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos giggles.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos gets a sugar cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos gets an oatmeal cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos eats an oatmeal cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos eats a sugar cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl read
Cookie's Cookie Cookery
This is the cookie shop of who else... Cookie. She's not in right now
but there are many delicious cookies to munch on if you want to wait till
she returns. Her helper is here to sell surplus cookies while she waits for
Cookie to come back and get to work.

[Exits: east west]
A peanut butter cookie has been left here.
A chocolate chip cookie has been left here.
The torn-out heart of Cookie's Helper is lying here.
(Charmed) A piglet tries to run you over.
Artos the Drunk is here.
Artos licks his mouth and smiles.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl get cho

Artos gets a peanut butter cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl You get a chocolate chip cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl eat cho
You eat a chocolate chip cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos gives you a peanut butter cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl eat pea
You eat a peanut butter cookie.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl get he
You get the heart of Cookie's Helper.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl eat he
You eat the heart of Cookie's Helper.
You are full.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

************************
We go back to Seringale.
************************

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Speaking of events, kind of... Have you seen Niubawn around, Vanisse!?'

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'not at all, actually.'

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l board
-=*** This is the Herald Message Board. ***=-

LATEST NEWS:

Jyra: I'm not very good at Events, but I'm trying!

Sylth: I have decided that my head needs to look as much like a mushroom

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Calram: Moo is write bout ventures of moo herald and lil herald.

Artos: I am... writing things...

Az rayhn , Ni baw , an Anj a ar bei g sl wly fo got en.

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Well, he sent me and torky a note a while back about some events he wanted to get going.'

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I replied, but then...'

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A plume of smoke billows from the nearby nexus.

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I never hear from him or see him again!'

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Heh.'

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A slith city guard walks in.

<1037hp 367m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A slith city guard struts around in his shiny armor.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'What are you and all those gods doing up there to cause all thse storms?! Arguing!?'


<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Maybe thems is ver dirty and need take shower.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Maybe thems is ver dirty and need take shower.'

<1037hp 370m 382mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Bah you.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Well, Vanisse likes to be dirty, I think.'

<1037hp 370m 369mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Now, I have a cookie cutter. I need other ingrediants to make cookies.'

<1037hp 370m 369mv calm> 17435tnl
The town clock tolls once as the day begins.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Excellent. I am now good and lost.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A slith city guard walks in.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo?
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Uh oh! Where are you!?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Wandering around the mines. Ill learn my way eventually I suppose.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil says 'When you say winds of Zephyr does Zephyr refer to the west wind?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos blinks innocently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo qu
You focus all your bovine Zen on Quezil, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say is mean wind of zeph.
You say 'Is mean wind of zeph.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil says 'I have looked in History for Zephyr.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl help zephyr
No helpfile named 'zephyr' was found.
Syntax: help <keyword> or help '<some phrase>'. Please spell correctly.
None.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil says 'But no scroll could be found.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil sighs.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl history zephyr
You cannot find any known history for that name.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'These golems are an excellent source of money I see.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil drinks water from a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Quezil drinks water from a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I noticed too!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Oh, moo notice too.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, moo notice too.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Gah, do these things come out of thin air?'

<1037hp 370m 373mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Not thin air, silly!'

<1037hp 370m 373mv calm> 17435tnl gossip But is safe sleep.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'But is safe sleep.'

<1037hp 370m 373mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Hrm?'

<1037hp 370m 373mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Oh, maybe is come out of ground.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, maybe is come out of ground.'

<1037hp 370m 373mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Mines are fully of dusty air!'

<1037hp 370m 373mv calm> 17435tnl
The town clock tolls twelve times as noon approaches.
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'And dirty!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Make you breath funny!'

****************************************************************************
Artos and I decide to go collect items for Rimath instead, but we're stopped
****************************************************************************

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Soft harmonies filter through the atmosphere, coalescing into the form of Vanisse.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse peers around herself intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos encompasses Vanisse in an ENORMOUS bearhug!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo..
You say 'Moo..'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse says 'Are you ready to be eaten?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gasps in astonishment.
Vanisse peers around herself intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos shivers uncomfortably.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos nods.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse opens her maw and suddenly swallows you whole!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gasps in astonishment.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo!
You say 'Moo!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Ahh!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl yell MOOOOOO!
You yell 'MOOOOOO!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Yum yum.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Ooo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Uh oh!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Ive never seen this before.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip MOOOOOO
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'MOOOOOO.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I dont want to know how to get out of here!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'You have to find that trout.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get trout
You see no trout here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l sofa


<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in sofa
a half-digested sofa is not a container.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl sit sofa
You can't sit on that.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get sofa
You can't take that.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in crate
A crate holds:
Nothing.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Anyone hear of a Demon's tongue?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks in a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl enter crate
You can't enter that.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl open crate
It's already open.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos puts a barrel in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks in a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The sun slowly disappears in the west.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l gnome
A gnome burbles and doggy-paddles in the stomach acid.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in gnome
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl con gnome
They're not here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get gnome
You see no gnome here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l bit
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l cookie
A slimy-looking half-eaten cookie floats around in the muck.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get cookie
You see no cookie here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in cookie
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in bed
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l bed
A half-digested bed floats around in the muck.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl sit bed
You don't see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<NOBLE> Aykeo gossips: 'Ack.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l chair
A half-digested chair floats around in the muck.
The night has begun.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks in a box.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in chair
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l wall
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l fold
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in fold
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo
You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos peers at you intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say oh, least piggy not round.
You say 'Oh, least piggy not round.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos agrees absolutely.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The sky is getting cloudy.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo not know could open mouth so wide.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo not know could open mouth so wide.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'That was... Amazing!'
<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'I've been practicing.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Oh, this need go in book.
You say 'Oh, this need go in book.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos agrees absolutely.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l barrel


<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in barrel
A barrel holds:
Nothing.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get all barrel
You see nothing in a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a cookie cutter.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l cookie
A slimy-looking half-eaten cookie floats around in the muck.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l cutter
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnome baby arrives from a puff of smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnome baby wakes and stands up.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnome baby says 'wa'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo?
You say 'Moo?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
A gnome baby is here.
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a gnome baby.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnome baby says 'Waa!!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos gasps in astonishment.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l baby
A very little and apparently very young gnome baby is here, wrapped tightly
in a thick, dully colored brown blanket. On the top of her head grows a light
colored hair, slightly reddish in color, it grows only sparsely and in little
patches. Its skin is very pale and smooth, it glistens in reflection to even
a little amount of light.
A gnome baby is in excellent condition.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a gnome baby.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Baby!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks in a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks in a barrel.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Oh, goddess is eat lots gnomes tday.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Oh, goddess is eat lots gnomes tday.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a crate.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l crate


<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in crate
A crate holds:
Nothing.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a gnome baby.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get baby
You see no baby here.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l baby
A very little and apparently very young gnome baby is here, wrapped tightly
in a thick, dully colored brown blanket. On the top of her head grows a light
colored hair, slightly reddish in color, it grows only sparsely and in little
patches. Its skin is very pale and smooth, it glistens in reflection to even
a little amount of light.
A gnome baby is in excellent condition.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Your warcry wears off.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnome baby disappears in a mushroom cloud.
A gnome baby arrives from a puff of smoke.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl wr

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl war
You feel righteous as you yell out your warcry.
You yell 'Winds of Zephyr, engulf my being with legends of past!'

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
A gnome baby is here.
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl yell MOOOOOO.
You yell 'MOOOOOO.'

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a cookie cutter.

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a cookie cutter.

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl yell Is any hear moo?
You yell 'Is any hear moo?'

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnomish city guard appears in a swirling mist.

<1037hp 340m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnome baby goes to sleep.
Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
A gnomish city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A gnome baby is here, fast asleep.
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos looks at a cookie cutter.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo not see fish.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo not see fish.'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'A man is made of steel in here!'

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
Vanisse's Stomach
You are standing waist-deep in stinky stomach acid, which is beginning to
eat away at your clothes. Cookies and furniture and gruesome half-digested
bits are floating all around you, half submerged and bubbling in the acid.
Boxes and barrels and sofas and crates and beds and chairs and the
occasional gnome bump up against you in the gentle tide as the pink folds of
the stomach walls squish nauseatingly.

[Exits: none]
A gnomish city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A gnome baby is here, fast asleep.
Artos the Drunk is here.

<1037hp 349m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l man
You do not see that here.

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l steel
You do not see that here.
A gnomish city guard says 'That's in your pocket silly.'

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say moo?
You say 'Moo?'

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Is not!'

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnomish city guard looks at Artos.

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl moo gnome
You focus all your bovine Zen on a gnomish city guard, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
A gnomish city guard says 'You are wearing it.'

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl body guard
You slam into a gnomish city guard, knocking him senseless!
Your bodyslam MANGLES a gnomish city guard!
A gnomish city guard has quite a few wounds.

<1037hp 358m 388mv calm> 17435tnl
You nimbly dodge a gnomish city guard's punch with a practiced maneuver.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
Your cleave DISMEMBERS a gnomish city guard!
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS a gnomish city guard!
A gnomish city guard is in awful condition.

<1037hp 358m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos giggles.
A gnomish city guard boggles at the concept.
A gnomish city guard is in awful condition.

<1037hp 358m 388mv active> 17435tnl
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
You dodge a gnomish city guard's punch.
Your cleave misses a gnomish city guard.
Your cleave MASSACRES a gnomish city guard!
A gnomish city guard is DEAD!!
A gnomish city guard's leg is dismembered from his dead body.
Artos gets 74 gold coins from the corpse of a gnomish city guard.
Artos splits 74 gold coins. Your share is 37 gold coins.
Artos sacrifices the corpse of a gnomish city guard to The Overlord.
Artos splits 15 gold coins. Your share is 7 gold coins.

<1037hp 358m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos stops wielding a cookie cutter.
Artos wields the ebony kris.

<1037hp 358m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos puts a cookie cutter in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<1037hp 358m 388mv active> 17435tnl
A zombie gnome arrives from a puff of smoke.

<1037hp 358m 388mv active> 17435tnl
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Eww! she eats zombies of gnomes too!'

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl
A zombie gnome looks at itself.

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl say Moooooo.
You say 'Moooooo.'

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl
A zombie gnome says 'All your fault.'

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl gossip Her eats moo!
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Her eats moo!'

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl
A zombie gnome glares icily at you.

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl say Moo?
You say 'Moo?'

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl rage zombie
You feel your veins course with power as the madness engulfs you!
You charge into a zombie gnome with your horns and toss it into the air!
Your horn charge *** DEMOLISHES *** a zombie gnome!
A zombie gnome is SLAIN!!
You snap out of your madness at the death of your opponent.
A zombie gnome's severed head plops on the ground.
Artos sacrifices the corpse of a zombie gnome to The Overlord.
Artos splits 7 gold coins. Your share is 3 gold coins.

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

<1037hp 365m 388mv active> 17435tnl
The night is about to end.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl
Artos looks in a barrel.

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A zombie gnome arrives from a puff of smoke.

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Artos blinks innocently.

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A zombie gnome says 'Here is a hint.'

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The day has begun.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl say Moo?
You say 'Moo?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl moo zombie
You focus all your bovine Zen on a zombie gnome, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!

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A zombie gnome says 'She ate one of Torkalen's favorite things.'

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A zombie gnome falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

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Artos blinks innocently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl say her eats goat?
You say 'Her eats goat?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl l goat
You do not see that here.

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A zombie gnome says 'Something he carries around.'

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The sun rises in the east.
A gnome baby wakes and stands up.
A gnome baby bursts into tears.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

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Artos thinks long and hard about the issue.

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A zombie gnome says 'Something he sits on.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl l squish
You do not see that here.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'There is no goat!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl l squishy
You do not see that here.

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A zombie gnome says 'It's not a goat!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl sit squishy
You don't see that here.

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A zombie gnome throws up its hands in exasperation.

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Artos looks at a crate.

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Artos peers around himself intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl say Moo never see sit on else.
You say 'Moo never see sit on else.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv active> 17435tnl sit crate
You can't sit on that.

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Artos looks at a zombie gnome.

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It starts to rain.
The head of a zombie gnome crumbles into dust.
The leg of a gnomish city guard decomposes.
A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

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A zombie gnome says 'What did Torkalen always drop at South Square?'

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Sofa?'

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Artos peers around himself intently.

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A zombie gnome agrees absolutely.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'I looked!'

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The ash falls from the tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts.

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A zombie gnome says 'Now where do you look in a sofa?'

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'It doesnt show me anything!'

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Artos pouts.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say Moo.
You say 'Moo.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl sit sofa
You can't sit on that.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl emote moos at a sofa.
Calram moos at a sofa.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Cushions?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl rest sofa
You can't rest on that.

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The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

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Artos peers around himself intently.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl l in sofa
a half-digested sofa is not a container.

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A zombie gnome says 'What's between the cushions?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl get cushion
You see no cushion here.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'Umm...'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say is cookie.
You say 'Is cookie.'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl san and sometime gnome.
That makes no sense.

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'I dont know!'

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Smoke from a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts fills the surroundings.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl say and sometime gnome.
You say 'And sometime gnome.'

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A zombie gnome says 'Like...a hole...but not...'

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Artos stands on his tippy-toes and says 'A crack?'

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Artos looks in a crack in the sofa.

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Artos gets a trout from a crack in the sofa.
The Traveler's First Stop
You are in the first place all Travelers stop. Maps, potions, and other
crafty items line the walls of this busy little store. Rusted weapons lie
against the bulkheads of this establishment. Portraits of goblins and
spiders are displayed behind the shopkeeper. Untampered maps lie across
tables in an organized matter. Standing behind the counter is the friendly,
worn out, old adventurer, giving advice to those new adventurers begining
their journeys, and selling useful items he has gathered on his numerous
adventures. To the west is the door back to the Main Street.

[Exits: west]
A sign has been erected here explaining the services.
Artos the Drunk is here.
(White Aura) Noldo the seasoned traveler is here selling maps to exotic places.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Ahh!'

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You say 'Moo!'

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Artos utters the words, 'uoculoihuyl'.

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'You found it!'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Noooo!'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Wow!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Moo!

The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl <HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Moo!'

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Artos stops holding a Windstone in his hand.
Artos holds a trout in his hand.

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Artos flexes his muscles...what a stud!?!

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Cans moo see?
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Cans moo see?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl read
The Traveler's First Stop
You are in the first place all Travelers stop. Maps, potions, and other
crafty items line the walls of this busy little store. Rusted weapons lie
against the bulkheads of this establishment. Portraits of goblins and
spiders are displayed behind the shopkeeper. Untampered maps lie across
tables in an organized matter. Standing behind the counter is the friendly,
worn out, old adventurer, giving advice to those new adventurers begining
their journeys, and selling useful items he has gathered on his numerous
adventures. To the west is the door back to the Main Street.

[Exits: west]
A sign has been erected here explaining the services.
Artos the Drunk is here.
(White Aura) Noldo the seasoned traveler is here selling maps to exotic places.
Artos stops holding a trout in his hand.

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Artos gives you a trout.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl apprais trout
You give Noldo the seasoned traveler 2819 gold coins and ask for appraisal.
Noldo the seasoned traveler says 'Object 'trout' is type food, material trout.'
Noldo the seasoned traveler says 'Extra flags: glow hum.'
Noldo the seasoned traveler says 'Weight is 5, value is 0, level is 53.'

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Artos falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

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The town clock tolls twelve times as noon approaches.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows brightly.

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Vanisse awarded you the quest 'Found a trout in Vanisse's stomach'.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl eat trout
You eat a trout.
You are full.

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Artos gasps as he realizes what you did.

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Now in moo tummy.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Now in moo tummy.'
<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'He ate the trout!'

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Artos holds a Windstone in his hand.

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The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Now, where are my bragging rights if I dont have the trout!'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Now you can go fish in his tummy?'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip when moo learn eat gnome whole, is can go get.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'When moo learn eat gnome whole, is can go get.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Ha!'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'By the way, Vanisse... You might want to change your diet.'

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A bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'But why??'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Eating so many of us gnomes is just unhealthy!'

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<PATRON> Elish gossips: 'Greetings!'

<1037hp 370m 388mv calm> 17435tnl gossip Is not nice eat gnome.
<HERALD> Calram gossips: 'Is not nice eat gnome.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Aww.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'And...'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'The chairs.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'And sofas.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'And the acid kinda burned.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'What about the chairs?'

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The town clock tolls once as the evening begins.
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

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<PATRON> Elish gossips: 'I hear chairs taste pretty good.'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Well, are the chairs soaked in firebreather?'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Did you steal them from my house?'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'Because then its acceptable.'
The tip of a bucket of angry Fireswarm locusts glows a dull red.

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<PATRON> Elish gossips: 'Yay! for firebreather.'

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<HERALD> Vanisse gossips: 'Maybe?'

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<HERALD> Artos gossips: 'I will take it as a yes then!'

THE END
(abrupt end, but nothing happened after that.)