Phillip raymond Halfpenny is a bent over sheep shagger who got arrested for indecently assaulting a small gerbil with his pin dick (which he knits with because he cant afford any clothes). He lives in the bush outside my house his only possesion is a pair of binoculars which he uses to spy on men and very small gerbils. He has the testicle fortitude of a pea. He buys grass from lads at school because he thought they were weed. He is so fat when he goes to school he sits next to evereyone. When he runs his saggy man tits hit him in the face and give him black eyes. He lives in a cardboard box with his mamma and has a box with a hole in it for a tv. I only lend his binoculas to stop him perving at me when im getting changed. By the way Chris is a gay bent man bumming chicken ****.
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