Scotty, even though you've let all the APW fans down and probably don't deserve it, I do hope you'll feel better soon. I could say that this is poetic justice, that being sick is no less than what you deserve for the crimes you've perpetrated against APW and it's fans, but I won't. I may be a mark and a drama queen, but I'm not quite that bad off yet.

Plus, I'm starting to feel the New Sensation more and more since you dropped that Hamburgler lookalike Pedro. Robble robble!!! Way to cut off that dead weight (no, that wasn't a fat joke.). Now, if you can just lose the Cool Breeze, I think you'll be all set. ALL SET TO GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU BY OUR APW CHAMPION FRANK PARKER, THAT IS!!!! The man was robbed of his title, and I certainly hope we'll get to see him take his revenge soon. Wonder if you'll be able to win a match against him without any foul play? The world may never know, since you can't seem to suppress the compulsion to cheat at any opportunity.
Whoops, slipped into super-mark-drama-queen mode there. Sorry about that.
By the way (feel better soon and post a new commentary!)
sarah