ladies and gentlemen ...the winner and NEW MOST CONTROVERSIAL INTERNET PERSONALITY ...me!
i would like to thank the adoring, homosexual, testicle pinching, diaper wearing, 5 state US title wearing, as well as, semen sippers for their help in winning this title.
and i'd especially like to thank the stooge and his handy-dandy ...??? ...printer for printing up copies of my prize winning posts. how shoney's could have fired you is beyond me! clearly sucking up was never that much of a challenge for you. then again, maybe when you were doing the sucking, you should have done it for your boss, instead of tony, the dishwasher boy.
but let's forget about that. with my new title wearing status, i'm feeling kinda frisky. kinda brave. most definetly confident. i seem to recall a certain remark ward made over at the APW forum about how he would sit back and laugh at whoever attempted a "war of words" with scotty blaze.
well, scotty. i think i can take ya, junior! just be smart about it ...i'd hate to humiliate ya infront of all your booing fans.
