Three Scientists were talking to God when one said, "Hey God, we don't need you any more we can make Man ourselves."
God said "Oh, really!"
The scientists said, "Yea, as a matter of fact, why don't we have a contest to see who can make a man faster, you or us."
God said, "Okay."
The scientists returned to their lab and started discussing how to go about making a man. It was generally agreed that they would need some dirt to start with. So, the first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt. Just then, a bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man making him drop his shovel full of dirt.
Looking up at God he said, "What?"
God quickly returned, "Get your own dirt!!"
Jesus and Satan were having an on going argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mails. They sent out e-mails with attachments. They downloaded.They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky,
Thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?" God shrugged and said......
.................."Jesus saves ".
