Great to hear from you both.
I have spoken to Customs & Excise at all major UK airports and asked them to look out for two people attempting to re-enter the coutry under the name of Bruce (one likely to smell of curry, the other probably vomming). They are nstructed to inspect their luggage for evidence of Tonsley Totty photos taken at recognisable Indian landmarks (of course, they had heard of the TT phenomenon). If they do not find any such evidence they are to send them back to attain it before being allowed to enter the country.
Just so you know.
Anyway, hope you are hanging on in there beesle - you'll be ok - you can do it, princess! Yu ish ama bee.