ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT THE FUK? MAN I HOPE YOUR PARENTS STILL LOVE YOU FOR YOUR SAKE, YOU KNOW AFTER YOU **** UP YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BY CHANGING YOUR NAME. THE ONLY JOB THAT YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE BESIDES ASSISTANT MANAGER AT IVARS IS PROBABLY SHRIMP FISHING IN ALASKA, OR AT A GAY SAILOR TAVERN FOR NAVY MEMBERS QUESTIONING THIER SEXUALITY. EITHER WAY YOU ARE A FLAMING HOMO NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. WHY U ASK? BECAUSE I JUST PLANTED THE SEED OF DOUBT.