Cliff "Heard when the country was born it was tilted to one side and all the loose nuts rolled West......."
And that may be true. The Pacific stopped most of us, but here we are, either on the left coast or north to Alaska. Tilted, twisted, what the heck? It does make for some interesting stories!
(This is also said in jest. Why some of my favorite people live east of the Rockies and are incredible carvers.)
It's really hard to take the east coast carvers seriously.
I guess you dont have to have a 6th grade education to carve, but if youre going to write smack about it, at least learn to spell. Proper punctuation would be great too.
It just makes it easier for those of us on the west coast to follow whatever drunken idea you east coast fools are trying to get across.
Heres a quick example, YOUR vs. YOURE. (See, the little squiggly thingy takes the place of an A. As in you are. Get it?) For instance:
Your carvings suck.
Youre a sucky carver.
How hard is that?
Im sure most of you must carve better than you spell, otherwise youd be starving to death. But please, keep your mindless prattle to yourselves until you learn to communicate properly with your superiors out here in the west.
I think Mr Bestlookingcarverinthewholewesternuniverse
You fell into the same trap as I did.
One of my masterpieces carefully crafted in microsoft word to make best use of spell check, punctuation etc. then pasted to the forum, turned out to be the dribbles from a blithering idiot.
NOT the high brow reproduction I expected.
Cheers
Mick
So Mr bestlookingandperformingcarverinthewholeoftheknownuniverses
All the crap spelling and punctuation on this forum can be blamed on network 54.
And Americans generally for pissing about with the real English language. You've never been forgiven for the wars of independAnce you know.
There is still time for you all to come back to the fold of reason and balance you know. You could all petition to be BRITISH once more.
Cheers
mick
Main Entry: your
Pronunciation: \yr, yur, yor\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English çower; akin to Old English çow you more at you
Date: before 12th century
1 : of or relating to you or yourself or yourselves especially as possessor or possessors (your bodies), agent or agents (your contributions), or object or objects of an action (your discharge)
2 : of or relating to one or oneself
3 used with little or no meaning almost as an equivalent to the definite article the
Wow!... so much juvenile egotistical nonsense on here and not enough evolution! All I can say is that the biggest city on the west coast is LA, which is known for,well...sitting around and enjoying all the hard work all of us east coasters are doing to make the world go 'round! And as far as the the British? Well they are good at owning this country and keeping it on the down low. It is all in good fun because its all just a short ride, this thing called life. So keep it juicey,and of course: The East Coast rules!
What's worse than Jersey, Connecticuit, what's worse than that, Being stuck in a work camp in some third world country. Maybe when Mclain gets a sack, he'll cross the border to NY, and try for some real US citizenship....In the mean time I'm goin' south, cause NY sucks! Even though I hate Denver too.... Haha
I think you all need to get out more ... head south. Come to the amazing magical wonderful land of OZ and carve some real timber and see what the best carvers in the world can do.
Catch me if you can LOLOL !!
Oh thats right ... none of you would cope with the bastard flight there ... 'too expensive they wail' ... and the seats are too small and crafted from rock ... never mind!
While the rest of the U.S. hates Californians, we really are the best. The rest of the world wants to be like us. After all, BayWatch is still wildly popular in syndicated television all over the world. Any state that brings you reruns of David Hasselhof AND Pamela Anderson for years totally rules, dude.
Frankly, it's hard to find time to carve between going to the beach, surfing, having lunch with our agent, visiting the tanning salon, and yoga class.
Gotta bail, have to pick up the convertible from the repair shop and make my evening massage with Svetlana.
Toodles dudes & dudettes.
P.S. Big south swell coming. Get those longboards waxed up you land-lockers.
If David hasselhoff is your poster child,.....I'm glad I live here on the North coast!( Lake SUPERIOR!)And Buzz..... well. GA has the toothless brush!! hahaha, Doc