I couldn't sleep
last night. I went down to the kitchen around midnight and saw Piaf taking a cup of milk to the Director. Piaf said that Mrs. Grundy was entertaining Mrs. Grumbler. Mrs. Grumbler loves to eat Siberian fleas and apparently Fifi and Mrs. Grumbler are INFESTED with them !!! What an indignity for poor Mrs. Grundy.
This is such a bad time for the poor dear. I hope she doesn't discover that Fifi has been wearing a garish red lipstick. And mascara too. I think Squeaky is a bad influence on Fifi, who is just an
innocent.
I'm sure the story that Fifi was sent away to the Incredibable because she bit a judge is totally unfounded. She's much to sweet to ever do anything like that. Fang seems very nice. I wish she would see more of him. Oddly enough she seems to prefer the company of ruffians like that Reinhard. I just don't understand it at all.
PS. I hope Mrs. Grumbler found all the fleas.
