My dear friend Reinhard and I lead exemplary lives upon the SS Incredibable. We always eat our flaxseed oil, our cod liver oil, and our cayenne pepper. There is more, but I will spare your delicate ears.
Several times a day Reinhard and I bend our knees in prayer. ( PIAF, shut up ! You're far too honest for this task. Go to the kitchen and have some sweet cream. ) Now, as I was saying: Reinhard and I bend our elbows
at least once a day. No, no ! That cat has me disconcerted. I mean, we bend our knees once a day and look heavenward. I hope, dear lady, you have no fears. Reinhard is far too chaste
to be tempted by any French tart. Even if she is 87 years old.
