I want to play the beautiful young witch. If Piaf can be a ballerina, why can't I have a role too? I am very beautiful, no? (Especially when I put on Squeaky's lipstick and mascara.)
I have been practicing kissing frogs and I know that I will be a great success in the role. Madam Ovalpuss is too old, Monica May is too dumb, and Sady should not rise above her station. Mrs. Grundy said so.
