Dear Mme Ovalpuss-
that your hair has turned to a purple colour is due to a mistake by yourself. You wanted to steal the captains hair washing lotion for his beautiful red hair, but got a bottle of his "red bubbly" instead.
I am happy, to bake a Bourbon Souffle for you, but it will cost you a $ 50 meal surcharge plus $ 30 security charge.
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