My Dear Baroness,
Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! Our Palace officials have created the perfect recycling toilet paper.
Our toilet sheets are several tissues thick, heavily embossed with my face and the royal crest.
In the middle of each sheet is a beautifully embroidered embossed circle with a hole in the middle. The peasants can use their rough finger wrapped in a rough paper to go through the hole.
Our Royal Toilet Rolls are Perfect for recycling. I pride myself on being "green." and believe this is the greatest thing we have created for the peasants.
Of course, we in the Palace still use Pampers, but we are working on improvements to this.
I curtsy to you my dear, as long as you curtsy to me!
