I was impressed with the grand quarters I have been accorded aboard SS. Incredibabble. All those red velvet drapes, oak chests, secret doors, cabinets, etc. But I am beginning to wonder if they are actually secret hiding places for the Captain!
Royal Palaces abound with mice, so last night when I heard all the noises, I assumed the same.
My royal bed is very high, royal blood has to sleep higher than everyone else. Underneath my bed, my minions discovered a trapdoor leading to an opulent "lounge" in a wine cellar, with a few of the crew taking their ease and leisure.
