I'm sorry, Captain, but I don't think you can have your mega-bar.
Little Batty might need it for her special supply of blood. The Grumblers donated many gallons and we have to keep it cold.
The Danish Chef said that he did not want to store blood in the kitchen's refrigerator because someone might make a mistake and think it was tomato juice.
Maybe Ducky can find a Styrofoam box for you. If you're nice.
