From : Officer Rob Rippofsky
To : Commander of SS INCREDIBABLE
Herewith you are fined the amount of 7500 Galactic Dollars for committing following violations of law :
1 - Driving a motorized vehicle (emperor sized bed) around a swimming pool, while eating breakfast and drinking tea (166 proof).
2 - Using foul language after running into Gardening Gertie's tomato plants.
3 - Giving a bottle of rum to Big Toothed Grumblers, after they pulled you out of said tomato patch.
It is strictly prohibited, to serve alcoholic beverages to inhabitants of planets Omega IV to VII.
The fine is to be paid in full to :
Exchequer of Traffic Control, Omega III.
You may also pay (with 50 % discount) to :
Galactic Copper's Charity, Omega IV.
