Royal Visit.

Sounds of - Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! (royal pages - mallard ducks!)
HM: Oh for God's sale shut your ******(expletives deleted) bills.

As HM descends from her magnificent coach, the music strikes up (Hail to the Chief!!). Omigod, wrong music! Someone will be fired for sure. Ok, quick into the Stars and Stripes (wrong again). Someone plugs in CD with loudspeaker (Sloop John B) and normalcy is restored.

HM Whitegoose is so impressed with the StarTruk Space Command Module, she immediately faints.

His Immaculate Grand Masters, Counts, Dukes and Demons surround the poor Goose lady, thankfully dear WonderMaster His Excellency Noddy had some "gin" which restored her immediately.

However, she is still resting.

Her Mallard Ducks are awaiting to transport her back to Earth. She's not sure if she will wake up on StarTruk or not. But she vows to be back.