How could this mysterious red liquid be hyperdrive fuel additive? It does wonders tenderizing steaks and only a drop is needed. The Director and I would never stoop to pilfering anything from the Chief Engineer!
I have access to the Captain's trunk and everyone knows that it contains all sorts of wonderful things for sets and props. ( Everyone knows, except the Captain, of course. ) The Director and I are blameless in this matter and know nothing about missing hyperdrive fuel additive.
