Carnaby knows where we are, Captain. I had a letter from him saying he was coming for a visit today. He's arrived already, you know, and is going to tell us all about his stroke in the dining hall after dinner. (I hope the Chef hasn't run out of Rasssilberries.

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Carnaby has a VERY bushy tail and I think Squeaky is jealous because hers is so sparse. She's putting on lipstick so that no one will look at her skinny tail.