As our Danish Chef is busy preparing Vienna pastry for us, I will jump in to explain some very true facts about things currently in discussion. My friend, the Irish opera singer and historical expert Paddy O'Crazy recited once after the second bottle of Whiskey from his still unfinished book.
According to this lecture the Scots are a tribe of cattle thieves, banned forever from the Emerald Isle.
They took their bagpipes with them and hid leftovers of their last meals in the bags, to survive the next days in the cold and grey mountains of what is now Scotland. Arriving there they ate it all - innards and bags, and exclaimed "Hagridden it is !". Nowadays they have shortened it to "Haggis".
